In the famous words of Nino Brown… “Cancel this bitch!… I’ll buy another one”
Shaquille O’neal has decided to divorce his wife of five years, which isn’t a huge shocker considering how much poon professional athletes have access to. What does seem kind of juicy is this tidbit:

According to the filing, which was first reported by The Miami Herald on its Web site Tuesday night, Shaquille O’Neal is asking Shaunie O’Neal to provide a “correct accounting of all money, funds, stocks, bonds, and other securities” that she had access to or obtained during the marriage.

Maybe Shaq had some accounting done (lol) and came to the revelation that this chick been running through his funds like Amy Winehouse at a coke party. All I know is this could get ugly, not Rae Carruth ugly, but Michael Strahan ugly (let that double entendre marinate).

Shaquille O’Neal makes $20 million annually in his contract with the Heat, plus endorsement deals that are estimated to be worth several million more each year. The couple has also listed their home on Miami Beach’s posh Star Island for about $32 million, or roughly $13 million more than they paid for it after O’Neal was traded to the Heat by the Los Angeles Lakers before the 2004-05 season.

Source: MSNBC