Peyton Manning Needs To Break His Leg
September 7th, 2007 . by ChuckIf you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed to receive instant updates.
Hatin For No Reason: Edition 1
I can’t stand Peyton Manning. Even before he won the superbowl I couldn’t stand him. It seems like in every other commercial I see, this long headed goof pops up on the screen with his incredibly bad acting. Then when the commercials go off and the game comes back on, the commentators completely ignore the game and start creaming their pants at Peyton’s every action. He hasn’t missed a game in an eternity, if ever, so nothing would warm my heart more than to see him take one of those Joe Theisman type hits. Watching the colts dismantle the Saints last night made me sick. Here are four reasons why he makes me sick.
1. His obese forehead. Manning’s forehead is like someone having a booger on their face, you don’t want to mention it but you just CAN’T stop staring at it. Remember that mole scene in Austin Powers? He must have the same ancestors as Helen Hunt.
2. He’s gonna break Dan Marino’s passing records. Dan Marino is a football god, he had the unfortunate circumstances of playing in the same era as the 49er and Cowboy dynasties. Now this nancy boy and his frisbee football team are on pace to break his records, which brings me to…
3. The Colts play sissy football. Football is supposed to be a mans game, it prides itself on being tough and mildly dangerous. That element is gone when you’re playing on carpet away from the elements. What happened to slugging it out in the rain, when its 20 degrees outside? Remember how awesome that snow job game was between the Patriots and Raiders during the playoffs? You can’t pull that shit in a heated dome with Manning and his soft receivers running around. I call it frisbee ball.
4. Indianapolis Sucks. How can a city that big be so ass backwards and boring? Indianapolis is what happens when you take a bunch of people who used to live on farms and put them all in the same place. Seriously though, they’re damned near in Canada and still talk with country accents.
don’t let megan see this, she will put a hit out on you
lol Such the hater… I know secretly you like Indianapolis, and the colts.
The first step is admitting it to yourself.
You can’t pull that shit in a heated dome with Manning and his soft receivers running around. I call it frisbee ball.
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You sound ike onna them Grandpaws, “In my day we would walk to school in our socks, 3 miles through tornados.”
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add jermaine o’neal to your giant forehead list.. look at this head shot
http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3120