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Are Serena Williams’ Large Breasts A Hinderance?

September 11th, 2007 . by admin

serena-williams-breasts.jpgContinuing the women theme on today’s Sportaphile…

The last time we saw Serena Williams, she was getting beat like Kunta Kinte at the U.S. Open against some nameless chick we don’t care about. Serena made excuses at the press conference, something about not being 100% because of injury, I don’t quite remember because I was trying to stare at her chest. Anyways, on to the point of this post:

A report on MSNBC suggests women don’t have adequate support for their bouncing breasts. The bigger a womans breasts are, the more pain and discomfort she’s likely to experience while participating in physical activity. As we all know Serena undoubtedly has the juiciest jumblies in all of womens sports, so the excruciating pain she must be going through while simultaneously playing world class tennis is commendable.

Considering the fact that Barry Bonds probably has bigger boobies than most female athletes these days, Serena is carrying around a beautiful, but taxing burden.

Check out some of the startling facts revealed in the study:

- The bouncing, in some cases with breasts weighing 20 pounds or more, can prove painful and damaging to the limited natural support system.

-During walking exercise, the women’s breasts moved relatively the same amount in all directions. But when participants sped up to a jog or run, their breasts moved proportionally more in some directions than others: More than 50 percent of the total movement was in the up-down direction, 22 percent side-to-side and 27 percent in-and-out.

WOW! Tell us more MSNBC.. I’m drooling right now… but thats only because I’m thristy for more knowledge!!!!

In A-cup women, wearing a sports bra reduced overall breast movement by 53 percent, compared with a 55-percent reduction for G-cup women.

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs about 15 to 23 pounds.

But breasts have little natural support, Scurr says, although ligaments and the skin are thought to do most or all of the work. Breasts are made up of fat, milk ducts and connective tissues, such as collagen, ligaments and blood vessels. The momentum created by intense bouncing can stretch the breast’s connective tissues, causing sagging and pain for many women.

serena-williams-breasts2.jpgNow don’t misunderstand this report, Sportaphile isn’t suggesting Serena make a mistake and gets a reduction or anything. If it came down to her career or her chocolatey mounds of goodness, the breast must be preserved at all costs. She has a budding career in fashion anyways, who needs tennis?

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33 Responses to “Are Serena Williams’ Large Breasts A Hinderance?”

  1. comment number 1 by: m.dotNo Gravatar

    her chocolatey mounds of goodness
    so outta pocket

  2. comment number 2 by: IshmaelNo Gravatar

    The slave comment is not needed. We don’t need to tell a person who’s jewish , They are beaten like Hitler @ a Holocaust.

  3. comment number 3 by: NikkersNo Gravatar

    hitler wasn’t beaten during the holocaust…

  4. comment number 4 by: Tekena LawrenceNo Gravatar

    I loved the very appropriately descriptive ‘chocolatey mounds of goodness’ comment too. I’m sure that thought has crossed my mind, among many others whenever I get a chance to watch Serena in motion. Now, why didnt you have a pic of her in that all-black one-piece outfit she wore a few years ago? l need to re-examine those pics – in detail- before I can respond to the question!

  5. comment number 5 by: CireNo Gravatar

    I found the whole biology or science behind the movement or locomotion of breasts interesting..and yes it had me drooling lol I’ve been single too long.

  6. comment number 6 by: TerranceNo Gravatar

    Serena’s breast are fine. That is one fine chunk of black woman. I know one thing though. If she wants to keep this tennis thing going she better find a way to control them ‘mounds of goodness.’ perhaps two training bras preferably in leapord print…. Now I’m droolin.. I also agree with an earlier comment made. I think you should provide us with more pictorial evidence of her painfully heroic 20lbs breasts.

  7. comment number 7 by: rjNo Gravatar

    The nameless chick YOU don’t care about is named JUSTINE HENIN and she’s way classier than your chocolaty gob(s). I hope she (Williams) just fades away along with her sister,

  8. comment number 8 by: AdminNo Gravatar

    Henin Schmenin.. she doesn’t have the chocolatey jumblies.

  9. comment number 9 by: NOnoNo Gravatar


  10. comment number 10 by: rightdeousNo Gravatar

    For me Williams is a beautiful womam,if she needs help with ANYTHING I will gadly help i mean anything.

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  12. comment number 12 by: Anti-FlatchestedNo Gravatar

    Y can’t u flatchested underdeveloped girl lovers not understand what makes a true natural woman? …Serena is what a REAL woman is all about… so i leave all the flatties to u idiots…and if any of u FAAAGS think well endowed women should fix their ‘problem’ with big breasts than get ur heads checked..!
    to me anything C or smaller are not big enuff…100% Natural G cup slim and stacked women RULE!
    o and btw…ull notice u ignorant fools that in most sports ‘women’ are mostly flat n many arent even voluptuous so ill let u pedophiles and underdev. girl luvn fools screw inbred and inferior females while the REAL dudes get the voluptuous and genetically and evolutionary superior WOMEN! LOL

  13. comment number 13 by: luvtosurfNo Gravatar

    Wow… your article sort of bothered me… instead of being clever you sounded sort of creepy… for example: ‘beaten like kunte kinte…chocolately mounds of goodness’… too bad Serena is not appreciated for her athletic prowess. I guess to you guys she’s just too voluptuous to be a great tennis player. I admit, she dresses provocatively. You know, she plays it up so more people will tune into her tennis matches but so do a lot of other female athletes. — Same as your article, I guess. You certainly accomplished what you were after. I congratulate you. You achieved it.

  14. comment number 14 by: bizteacherNo Gravatar

    I tried to explain certain truths about breast and bras in my
    However, I never expected such a great explanation like “chocolately mounts of goodness” for a young beautiful woman.


  15. comment number 15 by: RodolfoNo Gravatar

    Gosto muito de ver ela jogando, mais o que mais mim chama atenção é o tamanho da bunda dela, ela é uma gostosa, Beijos gostosona

  16. comment number 16 by: humphrey koemansNo Gravatar

    all that yada yada to me is almost crap. the one writing that article could have skiped that kunte kinte comment, before some kunte kunte wannabe comes and give him an asswipping. for the rest williams is probably a fine black big breasted athlete. but myself and probably others is looking on the net for another big breasted but slim looking female player my favorites are brunettes. for the rest a high five. humphrey from europe,netherlands

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  18. comment number 18 by: LoftyNo Gravatar

    Sarena has wonderful curves and her breasts were so so sexy. And onto the matter of her bouncing breasts, did she suffer pain with all that running around?

    If she could not find a sports bra, then the only answer would have to been, to tie a rag around her chest to keep them flat.

  19. comment number 19 by: mkrob.comNo Gravatar

    They are not a hinderance to me. She is the sexiest athlete on the planet. I love it!!!

  20. comment number 20 by: rafaelNo Gravatar

    heard a rumor that serena had breast reduction. anyone know?

  21. comment number 21 by: ChuckNo Gravatar

    did you see her U.S. open match tonight? she has definitely NOT had a reductioon

  22. comment number 22 by: rafaelNo Gravatar

    does anyone know for sure whether Serena has had breast reduction or not?

  23. comment number 23 by: David HornNo Gravatar


  24. comment number 24 by: SandmanphlNo Gravatar

    Forget her breasts. Her ass is what I´m all for.

  25. comment number 25 by: the man from serbja uros sesumNo Gravatar

    man she is a sexy sports goddess she got an ass and two giant breasts that cannot be contained ,that girl better do playboy hef open up ur wallet.

  26. comment number 26 by: whitedudelovesblackchicksNo Gravatar

    Serena looks fine just the way she is, the only thing that might make her look better is to have organic coconut oil poured all over that sweet creamy chocolate.

  27. comment number 27 by: the man from srbja uros sesumNo Gravatar

    damn you got that right.

  28. comment number 28 by: anonyNo Gravatar

    As of the end of Feb or March 2009, I’d say the answer was yes. she did:

  29. comment number 29 by: tmonsterNo Gravatar

    She is so sexy

  30. comment number 30 by: Mark LittleNo Gravatar

    Here’s a great shot of those Simona Halep tits :

    Lean Simona ,lean …….. a bit more and out those nips would pop ready to be sucked…. mmmmmm ;-P

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  33. comment number 33 by: swlNo Gravatar

    Not at all. In fact, what makes Serena special are her sexy boobies. I don’t recollect any other great woman athlete who also looked womanly.Love you Serena. You need to be proud.

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