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When you’re on top of the world, raking in money from your physical gifts and endorsements, sometimes you get a little overconfident. The following is what happens when none of the yes men in your entourage wants to say, “Yo son, … you wildin right now”.

I know you’re expecting to see Shaquille O’neal on this list, but you won’t. Shaq had a few slappers in his heydey, and a platinum plaque too, so SOMEBODY was listening. They just don’t want to admit it.

Tony Parker
If theres anything that’s NOT hip hop… It’s France. I wish I could have sent a bunch of Germans to this video shoot to see if Tony would run. Plus, I have to take a shot at Eva… it’s the hater in me.. sorry.

The 1984-5 49ers - “We’re the 49ers”
After steamrolling the dolphins in the 1984-85 Super Bowl, someone thought it was a good idea to go make a song. Even though this came out first, the Chicago Bears Super Bowl Shuffle became more popular, probably because it was a better song. Nobody beats San Francisco men in a sucking contest. (pause..)

Carl Lewis
In possibly the worst live performance in the history of music… Carl mangled the national anthem. We were just going to include that video alone, but you’d be surprised just how hard it is to find the full version of Carl singing the national anthem is. It’s almost like he’s on a personal mission to rid it from the world. But this one is ALMOST as bad.

Deion Sanders
This entry is almost obligatory. You simply cannot mention bad athlete music without Mr. Sanders. I never get sick of this, I love how if you close your eyes without looking at him, it sounds like he’s on his deathbed with food stuck in his throat. Try it.. it works.

Roy Jones Jr.
Roy is quite possibly one of the most inarticulate people who have ever graced the earth. If Helen Keller and James Brown ever had a kid, it would have been Roy Jones. Any song that includes the line “.. a sucka move I stole from a game cock!” is golden.

Kobe Bryant
If you grew up with a rich father in Italy, the whole “I got street cred” argument goes straight out the window. Despite that tidbit of info, he’s still not as bad as Tony Parker. We at Sportaphile have no problem admitting bias against the French.