This is the inaugural edition of “This Weeks Losers”. Remember when you were little, and your parents or your school teacher told you “there are no losers here”….. yeah.. they were lying.

- The WNBA : You’re scheduling game 5 of your championship series on NFL Sunday?? I knew the league was dying but I didn’t think you actually WANTED it to. Committing league suicide means you lost.

- O.J. Simpson, even if you are telling the truth and didn’t rob someone, nobody believes you. Plus the Goldman’s took your book and had their way with it. You lost.

- The New England Patriots. What makes this even worse is Belichick trying to blame this on a “incorrect interpretation” of the rules. Then refusing to state what he “misunderstood”. Mangini got the ultimate payback. You lost Belicheat.

- 50 Cent, You’ve been shouting from every mountain that Kanye West could not outsell you. As of now you’re behind by a healthy margin, and you’re blaming it all on Interscope… You Lost!!

- The Florida Marlins. Your game vs. the Nationals drew a little over THREE HUNDRED FANS. Individual people in the crowd could be heard talking in a huge stadium…during a Major League Baseball game. You Lost.

- The U.S. Open scheduling the men’s finals last sunday, head to head with NFL football. The end result was viewership dropping 20% from last year. The WNBA obviously didn’t pay attention to this little tidbit of info. Newsflash: Nobody cares about Roger Federer or how dominant he is at men’s tennis. Try playing a real sport, nancy boy. You lost Roger.

- Jeremy Roenick coming out of retirement to join the San Jose Sharks. Isn’t Jeremy like a thousand years old? Roenick is closing in on… wait a minute.. nobody cares about hockey either. The NHL lost.

- Notre Dame. You’re 0-3 and you’ve been blown out by a team that lost to a division 1-AA school. The best thing Charlie Weiss has done is ALMOST beat USC.