- If I have to watch this damned Feist iPod commercial ONE more time during an NFL broadcast I’m gonna scream. Seriously, we’re watching sweaty grown men in HGH fits of rage give each other permanent brain damage, then suddenly you hear this wussy song playing…

stop it Apple… stop it.

- Just one week ago I was declaring the death of Jamal Lewis. Today he breaks out with over 200 yards rushing, who woulda thunk it? When Jamal Lewis plays good, that means he’s doing something illegal. Look for an arrest this offseason.

- Why do the Tennessee Titans play the Colts so well? The colts can blow out the Eagles 50-0 then score 12 points against the Titans the very next week. I’m looking for Vince and company to get a wildcard spot this year.

- New Orleans must have remembered that they’re the Saints this offseason. Theres no logical reason that why that offense is dead in the water. I would jump to a conclusion right now and say the Saints will miss the playoffs, but they play in the NFC. They got torched by the oldest Quarterback/Wide Receiver tandem in football.

- Speaking of old people, why is Ed Hochuli more muscular than half of the players on the field? Do referees get tested? He’s built like the new Dr.Dre

- Since when did the Houston Texans start playing football???

- LOL @ Terrell Owens’ “camera” touchdown celebration, dedicated to the Patriots. Hopefully it’ll pop up on Youtube soon.

- I’m a notorious Patriot hater, but I enjoyed seeing them punch the Chargers in the mouth tonight. Especially after all the crap LaDainian Tomlinson talked. All signs are pointing torwards a November showdown between New England and Indianapolis.

- I wonder if Larry Johnson regrets signing a long term contract with THE CHIEFS now. Wow they suck