After having one too many beers at a local bar, FSU players Geno Hayes and Joe Surratt both ended up in jail for the night after getting into it with local policemen. Cops first noticed a drunken Hayes shouting profanities and when they approached him, hostility ensued. Hayes refusal to be handcuffed quickly led to the linebacker getting pimp slapped by 50,000 volts. Florida State was less than pleased with the news, as expected.

Surratt, 21, was charged with a felony count of battery on an officer. Hayes, 20, was charged on three misdemeanor counts: assault on an officer, resisting arrest without violence and disorderly conduct, Tallahassee police spokesman David McCranie said.

Both players were released on bail Friday, officials said.

“The student-athletes have been suspended per our athletics department student-athlete code of conduct policy, until all of the facts of the incident are reviewed,” Florida State Athletics Director Dave Hart said in a statement.

Sadly there was no footage of the altercation between the players and police, the public has a constitutional right to see someone getting tasered to accompany a story. Therefore I present to you my favorite animal tasering from YouTube. Some vicious rabid dog tried to attack a cop and got what was coming to him. Go ahead.. it’s okay to laugh… it was a bad dog. Watch how his leg twitches, thats my favorite part.