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Is Michael Jordan A Deadbeat Daddy?

September 25th, 2007 . by Dell

A woman is claiming to have given birth to Michael Jordan’s love child, and shes out for blood..or money. While normal athletes have pretty high access to top flight groupies, can you imagine the harem of supermodel chicks lining up to service Michael Jordan? Especially since Michael is divorcing Juanita he doesn’t even have to hide it anymore. The mistress had this to say about his airness:

I have a child and I am trying to establish paternity … and I named [Michael Jordan] as the father…. he and his lawyer did not cooperate with the proceedings … [Michael] and his lawyers are blocking me from doing what is well within my rights as far as the law.
Lisa Miceli Michael Jordan’s Mistress
I am hurt, confused, and p*ssed off. It is like they are avoiding the issues with me and MJ could face serious legal issues if I take him to court.

Between his wife Juanita taking $100 million dollars and this stripper wanting child support, Michael is getting leeched for all that endorsement money something awful. When speaking exclusively to Sportaphile he said, When I said I wanted to be sucked dry, this is not what I envisioned”

From here, Michael only has two viable options.

The first would be to enroll in the Rae Carruth School Of Child Support. Make that broad sleep with da fishes, godfather style.

The second would be what any red blooded black American male does when faced with a angry vindictive woman claiming she’s carrying your seed.

Take her to Maury!! … Maury Povich has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln.

Can you imagine the ratings on that show???? “In the case of one year old MJ jr……. Michael… you are NOT the father!!!”

Then Michael jumps up with his tongue wagging and does the obligatory Maury dance..

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14 Responses to “Is Michael Jordan A Deadbeat Daddy?”

  1. comment number 1 by: NikkersNo Gravatar

    LMAO @ “Take her to Maury!! … Maury Povich has freed more black men than Abraham Lincoln.”

  2. comment number 2 by: PankyNo Gravatar

    you’re a fool.. love this post.

    You forgot to mention the OJ Simpson school for handling wives. I’m sure MJ could enroll…

  3. comment number 3 by: thetruthNo Gravatar

    I know this woman’s history. She is not telling the truth. She had a one night stand with mj about 10 years ago and she has been stalking him ever since. She has a 4 year old boy named Dante by a random black man and hired a lawyer to sue mj for parternity.

    Jordan took two paternity tests already just to shut her up but she still living in a dream world. MJ now has a restraining order against her.


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  6. comment number 6 by: PaulNo Gravatar

    This woman and her kid have failed 2 different DNA tests. She refuses to accept the fact that MJ is not the father. She is a psycho and should not be believed. The latest court order forbids her to have any kind of contact with MJ.


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  9. comment number 9 by: TonRoneNo Gravatar

    That’s not MJ’s baby! I be that baby’s pappy.. I knocked that chick up!

  10. comment number 10 by: OJ SimpsonNo Gravatar

    Michael,

    Give me a call I’ll show you how to get rid of her

    OJ

  11. comment number 11 by: JRNo Gravatar

    Go to Maury!! He is magic for “to-be-daddy”! lol

  12. comment number 12 by: BooroeNo Gravatar

    it’s MJ’s baby, his money and power is the DNA test. That lady ain’t crazy, the system is crazy. Money is the root of all evil.

  13. comment number 13 by: JJNo Gravatar

    Actually….the correct phrase is “the LOVE of money is the root of all evil”..not the money itself lol….so if you were to have used the correct saying, that explains A LOT about her behavior.

  14. comment number 14 by: angNo Gravatar

    Oscar De La Hoya is just as bad Ask his 9 yr old son Devon who was thrown out of the mgm in vegas during one of Oscars fights Sept 2004

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