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1.The San Diego Chargers
Norv Turner managed to turn a 14-2 super bowl bound team into joke. L.T. can’t run the ball, Shawne Merriman had 2 tackles last week..TWO TACKLES! This is the same guy who had seventeen sacks in 12 games during the 2006 season. They’ll still making the playoffs, but you think this charger squad can beat any of the AFC’s elite? Colts, Patriots, Steelers?? .. nah. Maybe next year fellas.

2. The Kansas City Chiefs
The Chiefs won their first game of the year, but their hometown fans didn’t get excited about their sloppy win. The biggest cheer of the day was when KC Wolf, the club mascot tackled a drunk fan in the third quarter. Why even pay Larry Johnson $30 million dollars when all you need is an illegal mexican in a wolf costume to get a rise out of folks?

3. Milton Bradley
Blowing out your knee while you’re trying to look tough is NOT a good look. It makes it even worse that the umpire is so old. I bet Milton never in his wildest dreams thought he’d one day be laying at the feet of an old white man crying like a girl. The whole thing reminds of this animated picture. Watch how the first old guy thought he was tough shit. He was like “hold this right quick, let me whip this punk ass”… then… SWIIIING AND A MISS... breaks his hip in the driveway.

4. The New Orleans Saints
New Orleans is cursed. Everyone had them pegged to win the NFC and go to the Super Bowl, and somehow it all fell apart, and nobody can figure out why. I don’t even think it mattered that Deuce McCallister tore his ACL, the team was heading into the toilet before that fateful play. Poor Reggie Bush, he’s gonna have to prove he’s a “true” running back while on this sinking ship… good luck.

5. Mike Tyson
I don’t know… Mike has been to jail before, but this one is particularly hurtful. I’m used to the good ole Mike, the road rage Mike, the assault Mike, the raping Mike, the Mike we know and love. Those were acts of aggression, something that we all love Mike for. But pleading guilty to cocaine possession is a whole new ballgame. Drug habits are a weakness, it’s sad seeing Tyson like this.

6. Marc Ecko
He decided to brand Barry Bonds’ record breaking home run ball with an asterisk before sending it to Canton to be placed in the hall of fame. What a jerkoff. Gilbert Arenas has taken a crucial step forward in his quest of getting off of Sportaphile’s bad side by offering to buy the ball to prevent Ecko’s planned mutilation of history.

7. Antonio Henton
The Ohio State quarterback was arrested for soliciting a prostitute this week, with a crisp $20 dollar bill. There are so many things wrong with this story. What’s happening to America when a quarterback at a famous school can’t get laid? If Jermain Dupri can get Janet Jackon theres hope for us all. All you need to get chicks in college is a bus pass and a case of beer, I’m not sure where he went wrong.