Reason #74,872,869,395 why professional athletes should never get married.

Update 10/8/07 – The Photos have been posted HERE

Barry gave his ex the stiff arm when it was time to break off some palimony money, so Kimberly Bell is getting her cut the best way she knows how. She will appear naked in an issue of Playboy hitting stands this week, and detailing Barry’s shortcomings in bed. But of course, she says she’s not doing this for money, read this BS:

Bell said she agreed to the Playboy story and the nude photos because she has been erroneously characterized in the press: She is not a gold digger.

“A lot of people have said a lot of rotten things about me,” she said. “It comes to a point where you have to defend yourself.”

Hmmm… what’s the best way I can prove to the world I’m not a gold digger… I should pose NUDE, and complain about my ex not giving me money!

Women like this are the reason O.J. Simpson exists. In the immortal words of that guy from the Girls Gone Wild commercials… “show us where babies feed… it’s natural”.