No… not Chicago Bulls… actual bulls….. as in 2,500 pound beasts with horns.

Who said steroids were only for greedy humans? It turns out that some bulls don’t have enough testosterone so owners are injecting them with anabolic steroids to make them harder, faster, stronger and meaner. I feel so cheated. When I watch rodeo clowns get their skulls shattered by wild angry beasts, I was under the impression they did it with the strength of their god given cloven hooves. Is nothing sacred?

“Oh, I think damn near everybody’s doing it,” said Jerry Nelson, one of the sport’s top bull owners. “It ain’t going to slow down. It’s just like baseball, football, whatever. It’s not going to slow down until you legislate (against) it.”

These allegations of steroid use in the sport of bullfighting earn 50 Points for the ‘other sports’ category in the Sportaphile Criminal Fantasy League.

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In other steroid news, Joey Gilbert from the boxing reality show The Contender has been suspended by the Nevada State Athletic Commission for testing positive for a steroid, methamphetamine and amphetamine.

This earns Boxers 100 Points in the fantasy league. Check out the updated standings…

1. Football – 200 Points (2 arrests)
2. Basketball – 100 Points (1 arrest)
3. Wrestling/Boxing/MMA – 100 Points (1 Positive Steroid Test)
4. Other Sports – 50 Points (1 steroid allegation)
5. NHL Hockey
6. Golf
7. Soccer
8. Tennis
9. Auto Sports
10. Baseball