Criminal Fantasy League Update 10/25
October 25th, 2007 . by DellSt. Louis Rams offensive lineman Claude Terrell was arrested Tuesday for laying the smackdown on his wife at a Houston hotel.
Terrell was arrested early Tuesday. Police in the Houston suburb of Webster said they found a woman with “obvious signs of physical injury” after responding to a disturbance at a Hampton Inn. The woman, who said she was Terrell’s wife, told police he had assaulted her.
You know who I feel sorry for in all of this? No silly, not his wife…. Marc Bulger. The St. Louis Rams offensive line is in shambles, Bulger has taken a worse beating than any athletes wife this entire year. The Rams quickly dropped Terrell from the roster after he was charged with a class A misdemeanor, which carries 50 points for the football squad.
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Three Michigan State football players were charged with felony robbery this week, stemming from an incident that took place earlier this year. The team has known about the issue and issued a statement saying they’d allow all three men (SirDarean Adams, T.J. Williams and Jeremy Ware) to continue playing. Unfortunately, details about what went down are scarce so we don’t have much room to make fun of them. With each player carrying a felony charge, thats 300 points for their squad in the league. (thanks to Wesley for sending in this story)
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Prosecutors added a new charge of felony coercion to the list of things O.J. Simpson will head to trial for. They’re out for blood this time, if O.J. beats this case he should be enshrined in judicial history. 100 more points for the Juice.
Football widens their huge lead with 450 points in this update.
1. Football – 1470 Points (12 arrests)
2. Other Sports – 350 Points (1 steroid allegation, 1 positive test, 1 arrest)
3. Basketball – 225 Points (3 arrest, 1 allegation)
4. Wrestling/Boxing/MMA – 100 Points (1 Positive Steroid Test)
5. Baseball – 100 points (1 HGH admission)
6. Golf
7. Soccer
8. Tennis
9. Auto Sports
10. NHL Hockey

















