Three Major League Baseball players have been linked to performance enhancing drugs today in the ongoing investigation into the MLB’s seedy past. Current player Jose Guillen has been fingered for HGH use, along with former San Francisco Giants slugger Matt Williams and Ismael Valdez.

What makes this whole thing funny is Jose Guillen spoke with ESPN The Magazine about how cheaters are destroying the game of baseball earlier this year:

“That is something I never considered in my life,” Guillen is quoted as saying. “You’re ruining your whole career. You’re ruining your reputation. This really is hurting baseball right now, the image of the game.”

However, records from the Palm Beach Rejuvenation Center indicate Guillen ordered three different types of human growth hormone, two forms of testosterone and the steroids stanozolol and nandrolone during a three-year span.

People in glass houses……

This rakes in 300 points for the baseball squad (100 for each guy) in the Criminal Fantasy League

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Updated Standings

1. Football – 1570 Points (12 arrests, 1 positive test)
2. Baseball – 500 points (5 performance enhancers)
3. Other Sports – 350 Points (1 steroid allegation, 1 positive test, 1 arrest)
4. Basketball – 275 Points (4 arrests, 1 allegation)
5. Wrestling/Boxing/MMA – 200 Points (1 Positive Steroid Test, 1 arrest)
6. Golf
7. Soccer
8. Tennis
9. Auto Sports
10. NHL Hockey