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Exactly how sick and tired does a man have to be if he’s willing to give his ex $168 million dollars to get the hell out of his face?

This is more money than us mere mortals could ever dream of having. This is enough money to overthrow several African countries. This is enough money to cover Martina Hingis’ coke habit for at least a few months. Michael doesn’t care. He wants this broad out of his life NOW. TAKE IT ALL!! JUST GO.. PLEASE… no more!!!

That’s deep when you really think about it. Other zillionaires like Paul McCartney and Steven Speilberg are worth more than Michael Jordan but ended up paying less money to their ex-wives. That’s due to the fact that they didn’t mind fighting back to save a little bit of change. Michael couldn’t stomach one more god damned meeting, he wanted out.

When a new athlete joins the world of professional sports, they have a little siminar warning them about the pitfalls of their new job. If they were responsible, the NFL and NBA should add a special Michael Jordan section. 17 years of marriage will make you so miserable, so depressed, so demoralized, you’ll do just about anything to get back to the good life. Marriage prevention should be just as important as stressing safe sex with random groupies.

Are you listening Reggie Bush?
Are you listening Adrian Peterson?
Are you listening Greg Oden?

Lebron James is considered to be the MJ of our time, and this young man has already made the mistake of tying the knot. His day in court is coming, it’s inevitable.