Nobody expected it to happen. Most NFL pundits strongly doubted a tough dictator like Roger Goodell would allow Ricky Williams back into the NFL after failing four drug tests. I even doubted it myself.

When the news of Ricky’s reinstatement broke this morning I was initially shocked, but then it all made sense. I now had the answer to a question that I’ve asked myself a few times this year. Sticky Ricky’s re-entry was granted because Roger Goodell is a weedhead.

It’s true! It’s true!.. Don’t doubt my expertise. I have evidence that would stand up in the harshest elementary school’s mock trial.

I’ve always wondered why Roger’s eyes are constantly red. Does he cry at night? Does he have allergies? Does he watch The Notebook before every television performance? NOPE!

“Roger be off that purp, son”, said an anonymous source.

When Ricky applied for re-instatement, Roger agreed on the condition that Ricky bring back some of that ooowee from India and it was a done deal. You heard it here first.