That’s right, the good folks at the NFL Network want to ensure they go down in the Guiness Book Of World Records for having their lips firmly planted of the pale pasty ass of Bill Belichick during the week of Christmas. This photo perfectly captures my mood in relation to this “great moment for football”. Woopty F’n doo.

The channel is set to air 62 hours of New England Patriots coverage leading up to their week 17 game against the New York Giants, including a six hour pregame show. It appears they want to hype up this game as much as possible as a historic event, even though the Giants will be resting their starters. Instead of a competitive late season thriller, we’re about to witness lambs being led to slaughter.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not happy to witness Randy Moss break Jerry Rice’s single season touchdown record against second string players. Even though I don’t care for Peyton Manning, I’m not happy to see Tom Brady take his record against scrubs either. The fact that this completely meaningless game will receive the biggest hype in football history sort of makes me sick.