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Sports Randomness Vol. 2 Featuring Martina Hingis, Kimbo Slice, & Patrick Willis

January 4th, 2008 . by Dell

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The following are things that deserved to be mentioned but didn’t deserve their own post…


I took slight pleasure in learning Martina Hingis was banned from tennis for two years today due to a positive cocaine test. She claims shes “100% innocent” yet she’s choosing NOT to dispute the positive test and has already retired. Good riddance liar!

Although I’m not a Hingis fan, I have to say .. suspended for TWO YEARS just for a little coke? If the NFL and NBA had drug policies this tough there wouldn’t be anyone left to play. They would have sentenced Ricky Williams to death already.

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The stripper chick who leaked photos of Oscar De La Hoya in drag is desperately trying to get a public trial to settle the dispute she has with him. But Oscar wants to keep everything on the hush and settle with a private arbitrator.

If he truly wanted things to be discreet, why in the hell did he take the photos in the first place? Or just throw a few bucks at her to shut her up when this all started. I always hear 50 Cent talking about his ruthless Jewish lawyers, aka the J-J-J-JEW UNIT…. maybe they should extend their services to Oscar.

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Kimbo Slice and Tank Abbot were originally supposed to fight October 12th of last year, but Tank was forced to pull out due to injuries. Slice went on to destroy Bo Cantrell shortly after. But now Tank and Kimbo are set to fight once again, February 16th live on Showtime. Much like Fernando Vargas’ fight against Ricardo Mayorga, this is gonna be a BRAWL. Seriously, the odds of this one lasting more than 3 minutes is slim to none, someones getting KTFO.

I highly suggest you watch this.

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Patrick Willis won defensive rookie of the year, like I predicted. It was a no brainer. If you’re a football fan, you’ll be hearing this name A LOT in the future. This kid has all the tools to be a hall of famer one day if he can stay healthy. Hopefully Mike Singletary won’t leave the 49ers this season, Willis is learning a lot under his tutelage.

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