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When I’m not scamming old ladies on Craigslist, one of my favorite things to do there is sit back and watch crazy sports fans argue. What will usually happen is, a bunch of people from one city will go to another city’s section with the intentions of starting crap, riots ensue. You usually have to sift through various postings with political ranters, flashers, racists, and all around crazies.

Being that today was the first round of the NFL playoffs, I went to sections for Seattle, Pittsburgh, and Washington D.C. Sure enough, people were already fighting. Most of the postings are filled with foul language, bad spelling, and poorly thought out arguments by homers with nothing better to do. But whats the difference between those and this blog? (I keed, I keed… ) Anyways, here’s a few that humored me.

Regarding The Steelers:

PITTSBUTT SALLIES:
You and your city are the lamest excuse for sh*tbags I have ever seen. I agree with the Seattle fan, you guys have been sh*t since Superbowl XL. Your getting f*cked by karma b*tches. Have your monkey faced qb eat sh*t and die…..better yet maybe a long motorcycle ride would be better! F*ck off Pittsbutt.

A sports fan that hates your team will NEVER forget the smallest details, I had forgotten all about Najeh Davenports domestic violence arrest but this guy hadn’t…. read on… w

Reality Check For The Steelers Nation:
Time has proven what the rest of the country already knew: that the Stihlers weren’t very good. You were never among the NFLs elite teams, contrary to what you all thought. Your record is the same as the Browns, so if you were a great team, so were they. And you were beat by several pathetic teams this season. Ah, watching the Steelers lose tonight was so much damn fun! You really made Steely McBeam proud!

Oh, and Hines Ward plays dirty…Najeh Davenport is a babby-momma beating dirtbag, and your field is a piece of crap.

Pittsburgh Women are Ugly and so are Steelers:
Bunch a fat broads in black spandex and gold shirts! This town, its fans, its women, its teams all suck! I would hate to be you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good night losers crawl in bed with you ugly women!! You are a joke!!!!

Regarding The Washington Redskins

I LOL’ed at this one…. a lot.

newsflash,
I hate the the “FORESKINS” There was a time this week where I found myself thinking that we just might lose this game. I mean with all the talk about Sean Taylor playing with a higher power momentom BULLS*IT that was going on I thought that maybe we could lose. But then I slapped myself right in the face and said what are you kidding its the F*CKING DEADSKINS. The Deadskins all week have been talking about “We’re playing Sean Taylor number 21″ oh yeah you f*cking punk bitches, guess what, you lost by 21. Sean Taylor where ever is, is turning in his f*cking grave in shame. He is probably saying “How the f*ck are you going to dedicate the way you play to me then go out there and play like seven shades of shark sh*t”

Seattle fans are hardcore, they were clowning both the ‘Skins AND the Steelers. (They haven’t forgotten about superbowl XL)

Breaking News::
Coach Joe Gibbs last seen with with Seahawk owner Paul Allen’s nut sack bouncing off his chin as he collects on bet.. Redskins team found skinned and deboned in Seattle meat packing district all with very enlarged a$$holes..Remaining Redskin team members seen on Seattle street corners begging for money to buy Bus tickets back to DC after team owner cancels charter flight home..

and although this one has nothing to do with the playoffs… it was still funny.

God Bless Jim Sorgi:
Guy gets paid for doing nothing. Actually less than nothing because we he tries to do something he plays like he’s a transvestite.