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To be honest, the NBA hasn’t been pullin its weight in the Criminal Fantasy League

January 10th, 2008 . by Stankoniforous One

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There are players gettin shot at, having their cribs robbed aka “cracked”, but no one doin the shootin, no one buyin automatic weapons (sorry TI is a balla but not a baller), no b*&^h slappin women in public, no body checkin refs, no arrests, no brawls with fans or other players.  When exactly did the NBA b*#$h up!?  S.O has seen more aggression at high school basketball games.  Who sucked all the fire out of NBA games?   

We are in trouble when coaches are more gangsta than some players *cough Isaiah cough*.  Where’s Nick Van Exel, that brotha was straight up 730.  S. loves Tim Duncan but he has ushered in a movement of quiet dignity, which is good, however, every now and then you need Anthony Mason aka Mase to put a forearm in someone’s grill.  Stank-0 understands The Palace Coup is still fresh in peoples’ minds, but the last big fight was ’Melo sucker punchin someone and then backpedallin out of harm’s way.  WTF!?   

 Stank-0 is upset because he called the CFL for the NBA and then the Mitchell Report upset the apple cart.  The NBA has the players to mount a CFL comeback, but KG has fire not the kind that gets Massah Stern to hand out suspensions.  Ricky Davis is under the thumb of the man Pat Riley, so….he’s out.  Our only hope is the Knicks.  That team has too many volatile personalities and too many losses to keep it together for 82.  Of course there’s always Ron Artest, homey is one bad call away. 

The Stankoniforous One

One Response to “To be honest, the NBA hasn’t been pullin its weight in the Criminal Fantasy League”

  1. comment number 1 by: ChuckNo Gravatar

    I thought there would be more NBA arrests when the season started, but no such luck.

    Whatever happened to the players like Dennis Rodman who would kick cameramen in the balls just to keep things fresh.

    Theres nothing like headbutting a referee to keep the party going.

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