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Crazed Craigslist Sports Fans Pt. 2

January 13th, 2008 . by Dell

Since there were so many funny Craigslist comments after last weeks playoff games, I headed back today to witness the carnage. I only spent time skimming posts in the Indianapolis and Dallas sections today, but there were more than enough foul mouthed rants to keep me entertained.

Not again, tony leave that b-tch alone, and play football

Tony, ask Tom (Brady) and he will tell you f-ck the b-tch during the off season.

Tony we have a discount on Jessica does Dallas, great video

Why the hell was (Jerry) Jones on the sidelines..?

He should have been calling the plays up in the booth. Maybe the coordinator was calling to many “stretch 31 …yawnnnnnnnnnnnns”.

T.O., Romo, JonesO

Now that they all are a bunch of losers-JonesO can go get another facelift for that sad-ass face of his, Romo can go do a threesome with Simpson and her jessica molesting father (remember, he loves her breasts) and that asshole T.O. can jump in his hyperbaric chamber with Michael Jackson and fondle each other.

Colts Haters

I thought that I was hearing things when..

..that little girl got booed because she was wearing a Patriots jersey.
I thought to myself “No-they’re not…they’re booing her! What assholes.”
I’ve seen and read Colts fans state how classy they are, but that episode was despicable.

INDY COLTS FANS

You are by far the lowest sh-t that crawled out the earth…I don’t think you understand the terms: CLASS and RESPECT ….after all you proved the rest of the country right by acting like senseless animals to that young girl…what a show of true sporstmanship!

Hint: Stop f-cking your cousins and your sheep and maybe just maybe you can get some sense of CLASS.

Peytons Next Move

Now with the season out of the way Peyton can get on to filming Forest Gump part 2.You could not even win with the 12th man on your side(the refs)

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