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Anyone who read my rewiew of American Gladiators saw that I loved Hellga the most out of the female cast members. I dug the whole viking woman swedish meatball thing she had going on.

So I heard she was on Carson Daly’s show, so I go search for the clip…and it dawned on me that I had never actually heard her talk before. I don’t think they’ve let handle the mic on Gladiators. …. now I know why.

She sounds like she eats the souls of ten little boys for dinner every night. I’m mortified.

If I were in a dark room and heard Hellga say “was it good for you too baby” I’d run out of the house screaming. Do you guys remember the part of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective when Jim Carrey found out he had kissed a tranny? …. yeah

I’m not calling her a man or anything, I’m just saying if we lived together she would be the one mowing the lawn and killing the spiders.

Shout out to pop crunch for the vid.