Things are bad when a WR needs a restraining order
January 24th, 2008 . by Stankoniforous One
Things are way past crazy when even a football player can’t live under the same roof with his woman. His woman discharged a firearm in his crib! Aw hell naw!
Stank-0 applauds the man for not doing anything stupid or ig’nant towards the mother of his child. There’s also the chick who tried to one up Lorena Bobbit.
Then there’s the Christmas day “massacre.”
That’s all Stank-0 could think of off the top. Women are losing it in the new millennium. For some reason this type of thing doesn’t happen to Warren Sapp, Joey Porter, Tank Williams, or Pacman Jones. Women may be crazy but they ain’t stupid.
Stankoniforous One
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