The unintended consequences of NFL games in Canada
January 31st, 2008 . by Stankoniforous One
The NFL has agreed to hold an annual game in T dot O, aka Toronto. It’s great for the game, but bad for other reasons. Let’s examine.
Canadia has that stick icky, better than available in the US of A. Ricky Williams willingly signed to play football up there. Coincidence? Stank-0 thinks not. It’s like having an All Star game in Vegas every year. Strike 1.
His Highness and Emperor Goodell, the reason why London ain’t cause headaches is because of jet lag. It put a damper on players actin wil’. London is close but not that close. Players can drive to T dot O leaving plenty of time for mischief. Strike 2.
A large Asian population in T dot O means there is a good chance there are massage parlors up there. There could be a “happy ending” problem. The last thing the NFL wants is a video with a player, a masseuse and the words “Love you long time.” Strike 3.
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