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So lets see, who made an ass of themself in the last week or so…. 1. Dana Jacobson
If you aren’t familiar with Dana Jacobson, she’s the host of an ESPN program called “1st take” or “1st and 10″ or something like that, I watch it just about everyday and still don’t remember the real name. Anywho, she embarrassed herself and the network by getting pissy drunk last weekend at a celebrity roast. She uttered the words “F-ck Jesus” at some point during her time on the mic, which earned her a suspension (and possible termination) from the network.
2. Sissy Boy (Roger Federer)
I am the #1 Roger Federer hater on the planet. I don’t watch Men’s tennis whatsoever, except when Roger is playing so I can root against him. I begged and pleaded for a certain someone to remind me when Roger’s matchup was a few days ago. They never did, so in turn I missed out on this huge upset. Anytime Federer loses is a reason for celebration.
3. Tiger Woods
Ugh, I almost want to give Tiger Woods his “black people membership” card back, for the sole purpose of revoking it a second time. I already delivered a pretty good rant on Tiger a few days ago, but he still had to be included on this list. 4. LaDainian Tomlinson
The first time I laid eyes upon LaDainian’s (in)Action Figure, I burst out laughing. Remember he spent the biggest game of his career sulking on the bench? Well now we can remember that moment forever. Yes, this is a real toy, buy it here.
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If you ever needed proof that mixed martial arts is surging in popularity, Hollywood has given them their own little teenybopper feature film.
I’ve been to the movies twice in the last week, once to see Cloverfield (meh), and a few days later to see Rambo (possibly the manliest film ever made). During both visits, I was forced to sit through a trailer for this MMA movie “Never Back Down’.
I actually laughed during the first time I watched this preview, it looks like they took the script from “The Fast And The Furious”, removed all references to cars, and plugged in references to fighting. A bunch of privileged kids who are bored of spending daddy’s money start pretending they’re Tito Ortiz to impress their girlfriends.
Here’s the kicker, I’m actually going to go pay to see this bullshit when it’s released. Solely for the purpose of reviewing it on this website. Actually, I think I may pay to see something else, and sneak into this film after I see the movie I really want to see. Since I spend so much time and money in theaters, I figured I might as well start reviewing all the sports films that are released.
The Stankoniforous One lives in the Nation’s Capital, so the Redskins are ubiquitous conversation starters. This latest move is sure to give some psychiatrists vacation cruises for months to come.
So let the Stankoniforous One get this right, Dan? You hired Gregg Williams, overpaid him for failing in Buffalo, snatched Al Saunders from KC, overpaid him too, and now you fire both? File this under…theater of the absurd….ly rich owner.
Jim Zorn? Who? Stank-1 knows he was the Seahawks QB coach, but is that something to hang your hat on? Hassleback hasn’t been terrible but he hasn’t wowed anyone since the Super Bowl run either. All success up there gets attributed to Mike Holmgren, anyway. This is a bad bad move. Now there’s a new defensive and offensive coordinator. The D was starting to gel too.
Poor Jason Campbell, this is his, what…..100th…..new offensive coordinator? He will never mature if he has to keep re-learning s*&t.
Dan, you and Al are starting to look eerily similar.
The music video for Will Farrell’s ‘Love Me Sexy’ hit YouTube this week, it’s hilarious and over the top cheesy at the same time. All I wanna know is, how are you gonna have a music video and leave Possum Allawishes Jenkins a.k.a. Andre 3000 out??
Stank-0 applauds the man for not doing anything stupid or ig’nant towards the mother of his child. There’s also the chick who tried to one up Lorena Bobbit.
That’s all Stank-0 could think of off the top. Women are losing it in the new millennium. For some reason this type of thing doesn’t happen to Warren Sapp, Joey Porter, Tank Williams, or Pacman Jones. Women may be crazy but they ain’t stupid.
