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I spotted this video on Awful Announcing and it blew my mind. Emmitt Smith delivering a speech at a rally for Barack Obama, and he actually came off very well spoken. Yes…. Emmitt Smith, the same Emmitt that is the team captain of our All-Star Ebonics team, the “rice of passage” Emmitt, the “carrousing” Emmitt. Take a look at this…

If this doesn’t make you a believer, I don’t know what will. Maybe if a few other figures in sports showed up at Obama functions it would bring change in their lives too. Byron Leftwich would stop getting injured and Dick Vermiel would stop crying.

Could Barack reverse the immortality pact Al Davis signed with the Devil?