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I dislike PETA as an organization, but I can’t front on the fact that they make me laugh when they go no holds barred insulting celebrities who piss them off. Today they released their list of the worst dressed celebrities, and pulled no punches. Since I’m no stranger to making fun of Eva Longoria myself….I figured I’d share PETA’s commentary.

Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria is short on compassion. In her trashy furs, she looks like the street walker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one “desperate housewife” who needs a quickie divorce—from her stylist.

but wait…. they went in hard on Aretha Franklin….

Aretha Franklin

How ’bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys in yet another vulgar fur, you looked as if you were going to perform “I Am the Walrus” by The Beatles. You may be a queen, but you don’t know jack about compassion.

Lindsay Lohan

I Know Who Killed Me isn’t just the title of Lindsay Lohan’s last bomb—it’s also the cry of the animals snuffed out so that this “mean girl” can pose in their pelts. Lindsay, there’s no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.

You can catch the rest of PETA’s list HERE.