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The new game show from the NFL: Guess who’s movin into a new tax bracket?

March 3rd, 2008 . by Stankoniforous One

MossLooks like the Patriots and Moss’ lovers’ spat is over. Sources claim that Moss is about to get PAID! He strung them along, listened to other teams, called up Culpepper, all that to get the Patriots to come out of pocket.  The Patriots wouldn’t even pay Asante, Randall, or Donte.  Cheap as the Patriots have been, you would think that Donald Sterling owns them, instead of Robert Kraft.  That tells you how important Randy is to NE.

It’s potentially 3 years for $27M. Randy, you bout to get heavy cake. Please, please, please clean up that beard, bruh! 

big ben

The Steelers decided to give Big Ben enough to afford more motorcycle helmets. Ok, that was mean. The Steelers are tryin to keep pace with the big spending Browns! (Derek Anderson and Donte Stallworth) in the AFC North, so they ponied up an 8 year, $102M deal, with a $36M guarantee. He is only 26 so this locks him in through his prime in Pittsburgh. It does seem that they overpaid for him though.  Roethlisberger’s deal takes up alot of money not leaving much for other pieces, but this will go down a few ways.

  1. They redo up his deal to backload his paper. 
  2. Big Ben restructures his deal in 3-4 years to chop off the last 4 years and re-signs to a brand new deal. 
  3. Big Ben bottoms out and they cut him, not having to pay him anything.

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