Patriots Crocs: Just In Case You Weren’t As Much Of Douche As You’d Like To Be
March 4th, 2008 . by ChuckIf you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed to receive instant updates.
Shortly after I published my last post about Jacksonville’s black quarterback situation, I noticed one of the ads on Sportaphile. Typically I treat ads like my bills and pretend they don’t exist and hope they go away, but this one caught my eye. A totally stylish pair of New England Patriots Crocs.
Folks who willingly wear Crocs are the same type of people who wear fanny packs with Hawaiian shirts. Patriots fans are already annoying enough on their own, putting on these babies is like a triple combo of assholish-ness.
My sister wears Crocs, but then again she also liked listening to Nelson, and Jack Wagner.
That alone speaks volumes.
[note: this is not a paid post, I was not compensated for mentioning these sh!tty patriots crocs. I am legitimately mocking them]
People wearing these should be beaten up. It would be a totally justifiable beatdown.
I just clicked to see the comments and these babies came up under the ads by google. I could not help but chuckle.
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