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HIDE THE SNACKS!: Raiders’ Jamarcus Russell Rumored To Be 300 Pounds

March 10th, 2008 . by admin

Jamarcus Russell Coogi SweaterMaybe it wasn’t such a good idea for the Oakland Raiders to sign a bowl of oatmeal to a $50 million dollar contract. It appears Jamarcus Russel may have eaten it all, because rumors are swirling that he now weighs over three hundred pounds.

“If Russell is indeed up to 300 pounds, he’d take over the crown of heaviest NFL quarterback from Giants backup Jared Lorenzen, who is listed at 285.”

As you can see in the photo to the left, Jamarcus is one LARGE human being, so it’s acceptable for him to have a weight that’s more than most people at his position. But when you’re a quarterback over three hundred pounds, your mobility is severely hindered. Is there ANY good news coming out of Oakland, California?

The Raiders organization is pathetic, everyone seems to have resigned to the fact that nothing will improve until Al Davis dies.

7 Responses to “HIDE THE SNACKS!: Raiders’ Jamarcus Russell Rumored To Be 300 Pounds”


  1. [...] a quarterback. His mobility would be limited for one thing. Daunte Culpepper is listed at 265. HIDE THE SNACKS!: Raiders’ Jamarcus Russell Rumored To Be 300 Pounds I think he had problems with his weight once before. I am thinking he would be hard to bring down [...]


  2. [...] table. Dude has been seriously throwing down the grub and the Raiders have been scrambling to say he’s not hitting the scales at 300+. Who’s ready for another 3-13 [...]


  3. [...] money on free agents who may not be worth it. -Warren Sapp retired. -The quarterback may or may not weigh 300lbs. -And now they want to bring a certified troublemaker onto the [...]


  4. [...] JaMarcus Russell may need to mix in a salad or two. [...]


  5. [...] asks why anyone would want to play for the Raiders right now?  Their starting quarterback is a walking Pilsbury doughboy.  Their crazy owner has more staying power than Lexington Steele.  In this case, that’s [...]


  6. [...] 4.  OAKLAND RAIDERS  –  A bucket of KFC  –  Does it really matter who, or in this case what, the Raiders pick?  Al Davis will throw ungodly amounts of money at it because he’s crazy.  And then Jamarcus Russell will probably end up eating it. [...]


  7. […] table. Dude has been seriously throwing down the grub and the Raiders have been scrambling to say he’s not hitting the scales at 300+. Who’s ready for another 3-13 […]

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