Regular season baseball doesn’t really excite the Stankoniforous One.  It’s good for inducing naps or prolonging an interrupted nap.  So normally news of Opening Day only generates indifference, however, this year is an exception.  The Washington Nationals have a sparkling new stadium that was overpaid for built before our eyes. 

Obviously Opening Day tickets are harder to score than a place on the National Mall on July 4th.  The biggest rumor is who will throw out the opening pitch. 

Stank-0 will catch a few games because nosebleed seats are relatively cheap its summer tradition.  Beer, ya boys, and baseball doesn’t get much better than that.