Am I the only one who could give a rats ass about college basketball and March Madness? I know I’m in the minority on this issue, but I don’t watch college B-ball whatsoever. Any instance of me viewing an NCAA basketball game is usually under forced circumstances.

I was in the barbershop about two weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon. I didn’t make an appointment so I was forced to sit and wait for about 90 minutes until it was my turn. The battery on my cell phone died and I read about 83 magazines and then had to face reality in form of the television. Some Georgetown basketball game was on and I just couldn’t bring myself to care what happened one way or the other.

Unless someone literally dies on the court or something, you won’t hear a peep out of me. I’ll leave college hoops to Stank-O.

Maybe I should use this “sports downtime” and actually update the Criminal Fantasy League.