The soap opera that is the Oakland Raaaaiders!
March 19th, 2008 . by Stankoniforous One
The Raiders are so comical now it’s getting sad. DeAngelo Hall gets $70M! No, seriously, he’s gettin 7 years at $70M. Big Al, making moves!
That’s not all there’s more.
The Raiders have been very active during the free-agency season after winning just four games last season and a league-low 19 the previous five years. Oakland has signed defensive tackles Tommy Kelly and William Joseph, receivers Javon Walker and Drew Carter, safety Gibril Wilson, offensive linemen Kwame Harris and Cornell Green to deals that could be worth more than $160 million.
Stank-0 asks why anyone would want to play for the Raiders right now? Their starting quarterback is a walking Pilsbury doughboy. Their crazy owner has more staying power than Lexington Steele. In this case, that’s NOT a good thing.
Between the Chiefs and the Raiders, the AFC West is starting to look eerily similar to the Little Debbie division also known as the AFC East. If the Broncos bottom out, the AFC West will need an appropriate nickname. Any suggestions, ie Ding Dongs, Fruit Rollups, etc.


















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