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Karl Malone’s Son, Demetrius Bell, Reveals Inner Douche-ness Of His Dad

April 29th, 2008 . by admin

I’ve never liked Karl Malone, never-ever-ever…ever liked Karl Malone. The whole country good ole, cowboy boot-wearin, gun totin thing never really appealed with me. I rooted against the Utah Jazz every chance I got, and I loved seeing Michael Jordan stick a dagger in their heart during his final season. In fact, I still root against the Utah Jazz today because the residue of Karl Malone is still there.

This information provided by Demetrius Bell, Malone’s estranged son, makes it just a little bit easier to dislike him.

Bell was just drafted by the Buffalo Bills in the 2008 NFL draft and revealed he never met his Hall of Fame dad until his 18th birthday. Instead of greeting him with open arms, Malone seemed annoyed that he was contacted.

“At the time, Malone told Bell that, “It was too late for him to be his father and that Bell would ‘earn his money on his own,”‘ the NFL notes said. Malone could not be reached for comment. As for Bell, he’s happy to have made it this far on his own.

“Nothing against him, but I feel good at this time. If he would’ve been there, yeah, it would’ve been good. But if not, it’s even better,” said Bell, also the half brother of WNBA Detroit Shock forward Cheryl Ford. “Everything’s a plus right now.”

Demetrius Bell was already legally a grown man at the time they met, so I don’t understand why Malone would react the way he did. That’s 100% pure bitchmade behavior. Now I have to watch Karl letting Jordan steal the ball from him like a big oaf late in the 4th quarter to give this post a happy ending.

…… much better.

[thanks to Deadspin for the story]

8 Responses to “Karl Malone’s Son, Demetrius Bell, Reveals Inner Douche-ness Of His Dad”

  1. comment number 1 by: ScottNo Gravatar

    Karl was a douche… how many more illegitimate children does he have?

    Why does everybody hate the Utah Jazz though? I kinda like Deron Williams..

  2. comment number 2 by: downtownrNo Gravatar

    I used to be a Malone fan, but his cheap play during the end and his lack manning up to his kids changed that. i just became a big Demetrius Bell fan.

  3. comment number 3 by: terry lezazaNo Gravatar

    Yo, you missed out the worst part.
    The mother had Bell when she was 13 which probably means she conceived him at 12.

    How come he isnt in jail being welcomed lovingly?
    I hear they treat child molesters kindly.

    I think doucheness is kind.
    The word you want is MOLESTER.

  4. comment number 4 by: anneNo Gravatar

    that is why he’s never won a championship ring despite his turning his back on the jazz. he was the reason the lakers lost to detroit. it was his karma that caught up to the team. he’s a pedophile.

    i hope bell wins the super bowl one day. bell can take comfort in knowing that his mother’s sperm donor was a dirty player who never won a championship game. the pedophile legacy shall leave on.

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  7. comment number 7 by: utahfanNo Gravatar

    i’m a malone fan. In fact i searched, “where is karl malone” till I found this article which made me have 2nd thoughts. who cares where is malone. I’m terribly disappointed.

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