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Marvin Harrison Shot Somebody??? … And He’s Got “Hands Like A Ninja”

May 2nd, 2008 . by Chuck

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I’ve been calling Marvin Harrison a big sissy for years, the way he scurries out of bounds to avoid contact on every play….. But I guess looks can be deceiving.

I’m typing all this as I hear it on TV, so forgive any typos.

ESPN is reporting that Marvin Harrison was involved in a shooting on Tuesday night at his bar in Philadelphia. At 5pm a patron entered Marvin’s bar called “Playmakers” and got into an argument with Harrison. A fistfight ensued and witnesses say Harrison severely beat up the patron and had “hands like a ninja”.

The altercation then spilled outside of the bar where gunfire was exchanged between Marvin and the man. The very next day, detectives recovered a 50 caliber gun registered to Harrison that matched the shooting.

50 caliber bullets are enough to take off someones entire leg, what in the hell was Marvin doing with this? Who knows.

At this point Marvin has not been arrested.

Update: The story is finally on ESPN.com

On Wednesday, according to the source, ballistic tests showed that the gun that had fired the shots was a custom-made Belgian weapon, and police determined that Harrison owned such a gun.

Police then went to a Philadelphia car wash owned by Harrison to question him about the gun. Harrison admitted owning such a weapon, but claimed it never left his suburban Philadelphia home.

However, the source said the gun was discovered in a bucket at the car wash, and tests showed that it had fired seven bullets that matched those found at the scene.

Marvin Harrison Ninja Hands

3 Responses to “Marvin Harrison Shot Somebody??? … And He’s Got “Hands Like A Ninja””

  1. comment number 1 by: marvin harrison » Care news

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  2. comment number 2 by: DobaNo Gravatar

    It’s always the quiet unpretentious ones. If dude came up poor in Philly, then dude is most likely raw. Philly cats don’t really care.

  3. comment number 3 by: DomNo Gravatar

    his ninja socks look gay

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