I always assumed Roger Federer would be married to some Swedish supermodel since he’s been the #1 ranked men’s tennis player for ages now…..buuuuut apparently thats untrue.

A few of you may have heard Rafael Nadal demolished Federer earlier this week at the French Open, cruising to an easy victory. The Mirror decided to add insult to injury and take a few shots at his fiancee, who seemingly likes to get her yum-yum on.

Roger Federer was highly embarrassed at Roland Garros on Sunday afternoon. And he’s only himself to blame for letting his tubby fiancee Mirka sit in the stands.

Poor old Fed – he offered as much resistance to Rafael Nadal during the French Open as Mirka does when the dessert trolley appears.

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Getcha grub on boo…