If Bill Parcells and Tony Sparano really want to get back at Jason Taylor for being an unruly employee, they’d trade him to the Green Bay Packers as these rumors suggest.

Sure, we all know that the Green Bay Packers almost made the Super Bowl last year, and we all know they have a MUCH better chance of success than Miami does. That would be an ideal situation for Jason Taylor as far as doing something meaningful in the last year of his career.

but dude…

Trading a black man who lives in a warm climate with Hollywood aspirations to Green Bay, Wisconsin is probably the most evil thing you could do. Jason has been jetsetting between Miami and Los Angeles for the entire offseason setting the wheels in motion to take the entertainment industry by storm when he’s done with the NFL. Shipping him to a freezing city that contains 1.38% black people and 0.000000% to do with anything remotely entertaining will assuredly bring Jason to tears when he hears the news.