Wimbledon is over now, and in true sibling fashion the older Venus beat up her little sister Serena to take home the crown.

One of the more interesting sub-stories of this year’s Wimbledon was the “faceless couple” who popped up in the crowd. Many speculated throughout the course of the week as to who was behind the faceless phenomenon. Were they activists? pranksters? terrorists?

Nah son…. thats Michael Jackson. Look in the picture below, he even has Tito driving. Space aliens wouldn’t have a negro driver… thats a learned American trait.

I know y’all remember a few months ago, MJ showed up at a different sporting event and tried to blend in. He attended a UFC event in Las Vegas with a scarf, sunglasses, and a crappy fisherman’s hat. That disguise obviously didn’t work, so Michael had to dig in his pockets to come up with something a little more high tech.

On a side note… I REALLY want one of these masks.