Stuart Scott’s Left Eye Leaves ESPN For Fox Sports
August 28th, 2008 . by DellI debated on whether or not to post this, because laughing at someone’s physical disability is normally not cool. HOW-EVA, (Stephen A. Smith voice) …. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t burst out laughing at this.

Courtesy of The Onion Sports:
“In a move that came as little surprise to members of the sports media, ESPN anchor Stuart Scott announced Wednesday that his left eye had signed a lucrative eight-year, $70 million deal with Fox Sports and would report to work within the next month.
“Though we did our best to hide it, usually by using thicker than normal glasses, I think people could easily tell that my left eye and I had been going in different personal and professional directions for some time,” Scott said during a press conference at which the eye was present, but elected to remain silent throughout, staring off to one side as Scott spoke. “I wish it all the best in its future endeavors.” Fox Sports President Ed Goren said he has big plans for the eye, adding that its off-putting and distracting SportsCenter host has been holding it back for far too long.

















