Pictures don’t lie. Golden State Warriors’ fans wish they could cover their faces today at the discovery of the real reason PG Monta Ellis will be out with an ankle injury when the season tips off. Come to find out Monta got hurt while riding a moped in Mississippi. It’s no wonder he lied. How bitchy does it look to get hurt riding a moped?

*please insert Allen Iverson voice now* Monta, a moped? A moped? We talking about a moped. Not even a motorcycle, but a moped?

Memo to Chris Mullin: We in the ‘Town love Monta. We really do, but did you really just give the biggest pay raise in NBA history to a man who will be out AT LEAST three months because he got injured while ghost riding his moped? This is the counter you came with for not wanting to give Baron Davis a respectable offer?

Get ready. It’s going to be a long ass season at the Oracle.

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