The NFL know-it-alls are still scratching their heads after the bizarre things that took place in this week’s game day action. Here’s the breakdown of Sunday’s games:

SD-14 @ BUF-23

Chuck: I thought San Diego might be re-energized coming off their big win last week… but no. L.T. is hurting and nobody else had any answers for buffalo. I just have to throw my hands in the air the way this entire season is going. Loss

Risse: Trent Edwards came off injured reserved with a vengeance! If he keeps playing like this his teammates might think about knocking his lights out a lot more often, I’m just saying… (Win)

SF-17 @ NYG-29

Chuck: Imma keep it real with yall… I slept through most of this game, but I remember waking up during a strong S.F. drive… and they got to the red zone. Just when things were looking good J.T. O’Sullivan threw an interception in the endzone. I promptly returned to my slumber.(Loss)

Risse: Frank Gore got tamed and J.T. O’Sully proved me right. Nice passes, wrong team. (Win)

NO-7 @ CAR-30

Chuck: WTF happened to Drew Brees and the passing game? Just when they get Shockey and Colston back this jackass forgets how to throw the ball.LOSS

Risse: The Saints–as well as many female NFL fans such as myself–lost this game in more ways than one: Reggie Bush’s swexiness will be sidelined for the rest of the season. (Loss)

MIN-41 @ CHI-48

Chuck:Kyle Orton is still making his case for Comeback Player Of The Year… The Bears offense is officially back… they haven’t looked this good since their Super Bowl year in 2006. And just think… they’re doing all this without a healthy Devin Hester. (WIN)

Risse: Woo! This is what football should look like more often. The first one to 50 points wins the game. (Win)

PIT-38 @ CIN-10

Chuck: I benched Mewelde Moore on my fantasy team, and he runs wild and scores like 30 points! By the way, did any of you guys seeHines Wards’ cheap shot??WIN

Risse: It seems that things progressively get worse for the Bengals. And I need that downward spiral to get deeper as they face my Texans next week. (Win)

TEN-34 @ KC-10

Chuck: At this pace, Vince Young will never get his job back, the team is clicking on all cylinders. By the way, can things get any worse for Kansas City? Brodie Croyle is out for the season and LJ may be facing a suspension (from the league, not the team) WIN

Risse: Who in the hell left the gate open for LenDale White to roll his thickness for 3 TDs? Cashville stay stuntin’ on these tricks this week. (Win)

BAL-27 @ MIA-13

Chuck: *SIGH* ….. (LOSS)

Risse: Well, well, well…guess who made the Wildcat look like Felix da house cat? The Purple and black laid that smackdown to Ronnie Brown and ‘em. Meow! Meanwhile, Willis McGahee had a flashback and ran like his Miami Hurricane days. I’ll take the ‘L’ but big ups to Joey Flacco for finally putting up some points. (Loss)

DAL-14 @ STL-34

Chuck: Okay…. I previously said that the hysteria in Dallas was a little premature, but it is now time to press the big red panic button. When you get blown out by the lowly Rams it’s tme to reconsider some things…. Their secondary is in shambles, I’d be calling Rod Woodson and Deion Sanders from the buffet table at NFL Network headquarters for assistance. (LOSS)

Risse: I could care less that I lost on this pick. Stephen Jackson is my fantasy RB and his 3TDs alone could have beat my opponent. Plus, y’all know yours truly said the Cowboys wouldn’t even make the playoffs. Many thought I was tripping. I said laugh now, cry later…..now the ironic question becomes: how ’bout dem Cowboys? And after a win like this, Rams owners need to go ahead and show Jim Haslett the money. (Loss)

DET-21 @ HOU-28

Chuck: Like Risse just said…. I could care less about this win. I like it when the Texans lose, it warms my heart. I shall vote against them next week. (WIN)

Risse: I don’t care if it was only the Lions. My Texans don’t discriminate against W’s. But we’ve got work to do because my blood pressure just can’t take these collapses in the red zone late in games. Sheesh, it’s worse than the stock market. (Win)

IND-14 @ GB-34

Chuck: Another schizo-team screws me out of my pick. (LOSS)

Risse: Tony Dungy played it too conservative early on. Big-headed Peyton was throwing INTs all over the place as the Colts got euthanized at Lambeau. (Loss)

NYJ-13 @ OAK-16 (OT)

Chuck: How bad is my luck? The one day I actually root against the Raiders and want them to lose…. they win! At this pace I better not predict Barack Obama will win because anything I touch turns to crap(LOSS)

Risse: ‘Conehead’ Janikowski saved the day against the New York Bretts with a record 57-yard game winning kick. Chuck, maybe you need to pick against the Raiders more often. It just might help. (Loss)

CLE-11 @ WAS-14

Chuck:THE CLEVELAND BROWNS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE. (loss)

Risse: Clinton Portis’ late game fumble deep in Washington territory could have cost the ‘Skins a game. Thankfully, they held on and my fantasy boo Jason Campbell has still not thrown an interception this season. Simply amazing (Win).

SEA-10 @ TB-10

Chuck: Who decided it was a good idea to put this bullshit on prime time television? (Win)

Risse: I didn’t even care enough to stay tuned into this game but I will certainly take the points. (Win)

Chuck (5-8 / 5.5 overall points)

Risse (8-5 / 8.5 overall points)