Chuck & Risse’s NFL Week 8 Scores

October 27th, 2008 . by Risse aka TownBiz

Sportaphile’s NFL Know-It-Alls are back. Let’s see if they can make it rain on these scores:

OAK-10 @ BAL-29

Chuck says- I swear this team is garbage sometimes. I predicted that the Ravens would shut their running game down, and Jamarcus Russell would have to take the game on his shoulders. Although Jamarcus didn’t do a horrible job statistically… the team got thrashed. (Loss)

Risse: These damn Oakland Raiders!!!! I hate them, especially this week because they messed up my bet card!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had the under on this game & guess who let the other team score with about 3:00 left in the game?????? Yeppers, none other than the Oakland ‘Faders!’ And there went $200 I certainly could have used!!! (Win)

KC-24 @ NYJ-28

Chuck says: For 3 quarters, I regretted not picking KC for the upset. History corrected itself in the 4th quarter. (Win)

Risse: And to think, the Chiefs almost pulled this one out with LJ on the sidelines again for being less than a man….Favre, can you please tell your wife to leave the blogging to the professionals at Sportaphile?? Thanks, Boo. (Win)

ATL-14 @ PHI-27

Chuck says: This game was closer than the score indicated… The refs screwed up the outcome with that horrible punt call. But whatevs. (loss)

Risse: Alright right McNabbers, I saw that TD run; was a witness to the fact that the wheels are clearly still working…you still my Dawg! Matt Ryan, I will give you dap on the fact that you and Roddy White will transform into a dynamic duo for years to come. Too bad the future wasn’t on Sunday. (Win).

SD-32 @ NO-37

Chuck Says:Mr. Schizo Drew Brees performed beautifully again…. you know what that means right? He’s going to throw for 128 yards next week. (win)

Risse: I go back to what I said last week about the Chargers: they aren’t ready to win big games! *clearing my throat* (Loss)

TB-9 @ DAL-13

Chuck Says: This was a must win game ffor Dallas…. I didn’t know HOW they were gonna pull it off, but they did. I know the wide receivers can’t WAIT for Tony Romo to come back because Brad Johnson can’t throw for shit. If Jamarcus Russell has a cannon, that mean Johnson has a bottle rocket. (win)

Risse: Dallas’ defense found a way to pull this one off, but the Cowgirls aren’t in the clear just yet….Romo, get well soon. (Loss)

WAS-25 @ DET-17

Chuck Says: The Lions actually almost won this game, which doesn’t look good for the Redskins. (loss)

Risse: Chuck, effective immediately, you might want to stop picking against the Redskins! (Win)

STL-16 @ NE-23

Chuck says: Why did all my upset picks snatch defeat from the jaws of victory this week? (loss)

Risse: No Stephen Jackson and the Rams were still within a touchdown of winning this game? I am all about Obama in ’08, but I will say Jim Haslett for Secretary of State at the very least! Why not? (Win)

BUF-16 @ MIA-25

Chuck says: Chad Pennington’s quarterback rating is crazy nice. He doesn’t have gaudy stats but I think he’s earned a pro bowl spot this year. (win)

Risse: Ricky Williams is without a doubt rolling big blunts right about now in the MIA. All I wanna know is can I get a hit? BTW, Marshawn, TownBiz is sitting by Lake Merritt wondering what the deal is??? I’m out here going to war for the Bills and this is the thanks I get? (Loss)

ARI-23 @ CAR-27

Chuck says: Ugh… Another close one… i couldn’t believe it when I found out Arizona lost. Their defense is going to be the death of them. (loss)

Risse: This was a hard loss for me to take. Larry Fitzgerald and his Almighty Buns o’ Steel just couldn’t get it done for me this week, but shout out to Steve Breaston for holding me down as my Fantasy WR sleeper. (Win)

CLE-23 @ JAC-17

Chuck says: The Staph Infection Association of America frowns upon bad press, they had to do what was necessary to take the heat off their homies. (win)

Risse: How does David Garrard have 2 TDs, 0 INTs and still lose the game? The answer: the sweet thickness that is Jamal Lewis was head bussin’ on these fools all day. (Loss)

CIN-6 @ HOU-35

Chuck says: Only a wack team celebrates a dominant win over a winless squad. Tom brady could beat the Bengals right now… infected knee and all. (loss)

Risse: Show my Texans some love, dammit! I told y’all fools we will have a winning record rolling into November, sheeeeeit. Chuck better get with it &; roll with the winners because I am dusting his ass in the overall points! Texans baby!! (Win)

NYG-21 @ PIT-14

Chuck says:This is another game that broke my heart…. Pittsburgh allowed 12 fourth quarter points and basically gave the game away. (loss)

Risse: This was what football is supposed to look like! Ben the Berger got sonned with his 4 interceptions! Shout out to my dude Cee Fo! G-Men pimpin! Brooklyn stand up! (Win)

SEA-34 @ SF-13

Chuck says: Mike Singletary is gonna be FUN to watch this year… you can bet on that. One thing that got lost in all of the confusion is that Shaun Hill played VERY well after JTO got pulled by Singletary. This is the same Shaun Hill who performed great at the end of 2007 for S.F. so he could possibly turn this team around. (loss)

Risse: When Seattle puts up 34 points it clearly was not a good day at the office for the 49ers. Coach Singletary, we still have your back. I love you for manning-up on those losers. Bench JTO! Send Davis to the showers early! You know it’s bad when J.T. O’Sullivan’s performance has fans missing Alex Smith so bad. Damn. (Loss)

Mon, Oct 27

IND @ TEN