Risse was supposed to post this video (because I hate the Celtics) but since shes busy I guess I’ll do the honors….

Crying ass Paul Pierce provided my sole nugget of entertainment… It happened 4 and a half months ago… get over it.

In this video, Craig Sager gives an up close look at the ring with Scott Pollard. I tried to admire the ring, but I got distracted by Sager’s weird, mangled, crusty fingernail. Seriously…. look at that thing. They can sell replcas for Halloween and make a killing. You guys are lucky because you can’t see it as clearly as I could on a big television.

Q. When does mixing middle aged white people and rap music stop being funny?
A. NEVER!

I do give Mike Golic credit for knowing the song is actually Fat Joe’s and not Lil Waynes. Having kids who are in college has it’s advantages.

This video is both outrageously funny and bad enough to make you cringe all at the same time. I felt slightly uncomfortable the first time I saw, but I still laughed.

This reporter (who kinda looks like Megan Good), asks Mike Singletary about talking to his mentor Bill Walsh when he became head coach. The problem is Bill Walsh is not his mentor and he’s been dead for a while now. She was supposed to say Mike Nolan…

What makes it 10x worse is when she goes “wait… what did I do wrong???”. Bitch… you are working the sidelines of a San Francisco 49er game and you don’t know that their greatest coach of all time is dead? She’s doing wonders to represent the legions of females who want to be taken seriously as sports journalists.

Shout out to The Flipcyde and KSK for the video]

On November 8th, Roy Jones Jr. and undefeated champ Joe Calzaghe will square off in NYC in a bout that has major implications. If Calzaghe wins… he rides off into the sunset with a perfect record as one of the greatest champs in boxing history. If Roy Jones wins, he re-establishes himself as a great champion and sets up a megafight with Bernard Hopkins.

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Sportaphile’s NFL Know-It-Alls are back. Let’s see if they can make it rain on these scores:

OAK-10 @ BAL-29

Chuck says- I swear this team is garbage sometimes. I predicted that the Ravens would shut their running game down, and Jamarcus Russell would have to take the game on his shoulders. Although Jamarcus didn’t do a horrible job statistically… the team got thrashed. (Loss)

Risse: These damn Oakland Raiders!!!! I hate them, especially this week because they messed up my bet card!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had the under on this game & guess who let the other team score with about 3:00 left in the game?????? Yeppers, none other than the Oakland ‘Faders!’ And there went $200 I certainly could have used!!! (Win)

KC-24 @ NYJ-28

Chuck says: For 3 quarters, I regretted not picking KC for the upset. History corrected itself in the 4th quarter. (Win)

Risse: And to think, the Chiefs almost pulled this one out with LJ on the sidelines again for being less than a man….Favre, can you please tell your wife to leave the blogging to the professionals at Sportaphile?? Thanks, Boo. (Win)

ATL-14 @ PHI-27

Chuck says: This game was closer than the score indicated… The refs screwed up the outcome with that horrible punt call. But whatevs. (loss)

Risse: Alright right McNabbers, I saw that TD run; was a witness to the fact that the wheels are clearly still working…you still my Dawg! Matt Ryan, I will give you dap on the fact that you and Roddy White will transform into a dynamic duo for years to come. Too bad the future wasn’t on Sunday. (Win).

SD-32 @ NO-37

Chuck Says:Mr. Schizo Drew Brees performed beautifully again…. you know what that means right? He’s going to throw for 128 yards next week. (win)

Risse: I go back to what I said last week about the Chargers: they aren’t ready to win big games! *clearing my throat* (Loss) Read the rest of this entry »