In the words of JoJo the North Oakland CEO, NFL Week 10 was ‘kinda ruffish.’ Take a look:

New Orleans-20 @ Atlanta-34

Chuck: What in the blue hell is wrong with New Orleans? Just 4 weeks ago people were shouting “DREW BREES FOR MVP”…. now the team is trash. (loss)

Risse: Peace Up…A-Town Down! Ryan to Roddy will be the connect for years to come. (Win)

Tennessee-21 @ Chicago-14

Chuck: I’m impressed Kerry Collins won this game without the help of Lendale and CJ.. he’s proving he’s not just a QB babysitter. (win)

Risse: As predicted, it was a battle but the Titans are still rolling along with no losses. Wish I could say the same [more on that later] (Win)

Jacksonville-38 @ Detroit-14

Chuck:Did anyone really expect Culpepper to come off the couch to win a NFL game in 4 days?….. didn’t think so. (win)

Risse: Welcome back, Culpepper. Now don’t you wish you had taken one of those back-up offers a few months back, D? Still love you, boo. (Win)

Seattle-19 @ Miami-21

Chuck: Back then hoes didn’t want me…. Now I’m hot hoes all on me.
Back then hoes didn’t want me…. Now I’m hot hoes all on me.
Back then hoes didn’t want me…. Now I’m hot hoes all on me.
I SAID … Back then hoes didn’t want me…. Now I’m hot hoes all on me.

Miami is the new sexy pick, and everyones jumping on the bandwagon. I’ve been riding with the wildcats all along. (win)

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Risse: The Seahawks acted like they wanted to win. The Dolphins played like they didn’t want to lose. And Ricky rolled his cakes in for a long touchdown run. I bet he smoking good tonight! (Win)
Green Bay-27 @ Minnesota-28

Chuck: I cant believe I picked the wack ass packers…. i should have known better. (loss)

Risse: Damn good game right here! Adrian Peterson got his grown man on with 192 yards and one monster, game-clinching TD. And I can send my thank-you note to Mason Crosby, the Packers’ kicker, for missing the last-second field goal. Shout out to my Minny Napolis crew! (Loss)

Buffalo-10 @ New England-20

Chuck: Just like I said…. Buffalo is playing like the buffalo of old.. it looks like theyre going to tank the rest off the season. (win)

Risse: Trent…Marshawn….I quit. Still got love for the man P-Funk though. Forget he’s the coordinator. (Loss)

St. Louis-3 @ NY Jets-47

Chuck: Dude, 40-0 at halftime! …. IN-F’in-Sane! The St. Louis Rams looked like the Raiders… and thats hard to do. (win)

Risse: Some things just ain’t right. (Win).

Baltimore-41 @ Houston-13

Chuck: AHAHAHAHAHAHA. AHAHAH. *coughs*…AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA Loser ass team. I knew it. (win)

Risse: Whatever Chuck has to say, I ain’t even mad. In fact, I might make be on the ad lib track. That damn Hurricane Sage tore shit up @ Reliant once again with his 4 interceptions. If he doesn’t show up to practice tomorrow, consider me a person of interest in the case.* (Loss)

(note: We @ Sportaphile due not condone violence against NFL players, but sheesh!! Get it together, Rosie Fels.)

Carolina-17 @ Oakland-6

Chuck: The Oakland defense actually showed up to play… forcing Delhomme to throw 4 INTs…. The offense was …… the offense. which means the Raiders lost. (win)

Risse: It doesn’t even entertain me to hate on the Raiders anymore. That’s just how bad they are. (Win)

Indianapolis-24 @ Pittsburgh-20

Chuck: Man… I cant believe the Steelers lost. Like I’ve mentioned earlier on this blog, the Colts are going to play spoiler for the rest of the year. (loss)

Risse: And to cap off my misery, Big-head Peyton prevails. Ben the Berger *shaking my head like windshield wipers in Seattle, non-stop!* (Loss)

Kansas CIty-19 @ San Diego-20

Chuck: YOU PLAY….TO WIN…..THE GAME…..BUT…IT… DOESNT…WORK… IF.. YOU… ARE… HERM EDWARDS.. (win)

Risse: San Diego didn’t lose, but the fact that the game was this close, proves what I suspected. The Chargers ain’t sheeeeeeeit. Yep, I said it. (Win)

NY Giants-36 @ Philadelphia-31

Chuck: Philly never shows up in big games…. never. (win)

Risse: This was a toss-up for me to pick, so I rolled with what felt ‘natural.’ And it’s not the first or last time The Blacks let me down. I see yo G-Men keep on stacking up, Sir Cee Fo! Yes we can, yes we will…(Loss)

San Francisco @ Arizona–Monday Night Football!

Chuck: