Every Sunday afternoon, I watch NBC’s Football Night In America and I’m hopelessly distracted by Jerome Bettis’ hairline. Upon first glance, it appears as if he has a razor sharp line-up of Steve Harvey proportions…. but when you examine it a little closer you’ll see it’s actually painted (or sprayed) on.

It’s weird to see because Jerome has always seemed like a “man’s man” who could care less about the fact he could be going bald….. So this stencil hairline thing seems crazy metrosexual when it comes to him. I’ll also accept my fair share of blame for:

A. Noticing this
B. Writing a post about it.

But Hey, I wasn’t the only one.. Washington Redskins fans know whats up.