HOU @ CLE

Chuck:Keeping with tradition, I will pick against Houston again this week…. Brady Quinn is actually playing pretty well the last few weeks. His fractured finger is a cause for panic… but I believe Houston will always snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Browns win.

Risse: Chuck, I got something for you to snatch alright! The phat ‘W’ MY TEXANS are gonna get this week. That is feasible against the Browns. Now will someone please send the memo to Hurricane Sage that his locker will be empty on Monday if he doesn’t keep his friggin’ composure AT ALL TIMES during the game. The game is 4 whole quarters. Keep your head in the game, homie or get cut on the way to the parking lot. Say word.

SF @ DAL

Chuck:Mike Singletary has the Niners playing HARD the last few weeks so this definitely won’t be a blowout by Dallas. In the end, S.F. just isnt far enough along to slay the giant Dallas…. Boys win.

Risse: You know what? I am having a Lady of Rage moment on that old Tha Dogg Poung song “Niggas Don’t Give a F*ck” right now. I’m gonna keep it hood on this one and roll with Pit Bull Mike and the Niners. Say word! Cowgirls going down….yep, I said it.

BUF @ KC

Chuck:These teams are heading in different directions lately… “BLUFFalo” started strong and are now fading…and KC start horrible but have been more and more competitive each week. K.C. with the upset.

Risse: Marshawn, as a Town representative, I have been rooting for you and your crew in blue, and, well, I can only be blunt: y’all been faking jacks down the stretch. If you lose to KC, it’s a wrap and the shit talking ensues…You’ve been warned. Bills better win.

CHI @ STL

Chuck:Steven Jackson is still banged up, so St. Louis has virtually no chance to do anything. Chicago and Kyle Orton get it together this week. Bears.

Risse: Steven Jackson jacked my fantasy team dreams. I’m hating on the Rams for the rest of the year. Go Bears!

TB @ DET

Chuck:Tampa Bay has a great defense…. Jeff Garcia is a winner… and of course Detroit has no wins this season. TB takes it easy.

Risse: Tampa Bay definitely wins, but who really cares. Daunte Culpepper, owner of cakes almighty, is back in tight pants!!!! That alone classifies this as Must See TV .

NYJ @ TEN

Chuck:I’m TEMPTED to go with Brett and the gang…. but at the end of the day I vowed not to pick against the Titans until they’ve given me a reason to do so. TEN WINS.

Risse: Now this is gonna be a good one. And It’s in Cashville. And for reals, I know my folks back at the crib won’t accept my phone calls the next week or so because I actually foresee the Titans going down. They WILL NOT go 16-0, so just get that in your head right now. And what better QB to completely deflate a team’s swagger than Brett Favre? Exactly. Jets win.

>NE @ MIA

Chuck: New England is going to come out VERY inspired for this game, Miami embarrassed them earlier this season so they have extra incentive to come out with blazing guns. It’ll be a very close game.. but Miami wins by 7 or less.

Risse: I hate it when Chuck & I agree on picks, especially when it comes to his Miami Wildcats. But I got fine ass Ronnie Brown and the Dolphins.

PHI @ BAL

Chuck:Baltimore should be ashamed how Brandon Jacobs bent them over and had his way with them last week. I believe B-More’s defense is going to take out that frustration on Westbrook and the gang. Ravens win.

Risse: This is going to be a I-95 battle. Ray Ray and the Ravens at home against McNabb and company. Damn, this is a HARD PICK… Well, being that I picked the Eagles on a NFL card earlier this week, I am just gonna stick with that. But trust me, I am having second thoughts now. But I can’t pick against my own money. Eagles better get it!

MIN @ JAC

Chuck: This is without a doubt the toughest game to call this week… Jacksonville is beginning to play like they want to make the playoffs (it wont happen) and Minnesota have underachieved all year. Jacksonville wins.

Risse: I think the edge goes to Jacksonville because they are playing at home. But like KG so profoundly sobbed: anything is possible!!!!! Especially with Adrian Peterson in purple. Jags barely win.

OAK @ DEN

Chuck: Oh boy…. Oakland does what Oakland does best. Embarrass the people who live there. Den wins.

Risse: Wow Chuck. I am thoroughly impressed at how eloquently you just summed up how we all feel. But let’s keep it all the way funky. You know ALL of Northern California is embarrassed every time the Raiders take the field, not just Town denizens. Ladies, this is an aside but why every single time (without fail) that I see JaMarcus Russell do I always say, “He looks just like Young Jeezy!” Broncos gallop away with this one.

NYG @ ARI

Chuck: Kurt Warner throws for 285 yards and 4tds…. Arizona slays the beast and upsets the baddest team in football. Ari Wins.

Risse: Whoa Kimosabe! Not so fast. Cee Fo, you better tell Chuckie to check the hardware sitting on the ring finger. Did he forget that the Giants are the reigning Super Bowl champs? Bling bling bitches! When will heads learn? But ladies, please unite with me in hoping the Cards call his number many times on Sunday because we don’t want to miss Larry Fitzgerald’s backfield in motion….heyyyyy! G-Men baby!

CAR @ ATL

Chuck: Carolina is the sleeping bandit in the NFC… they’re going to tear Atlanta up… Panthers win.

Risse: Roddy Roddy Roddy! Ryan to Roddy all day bay bay! The Falcons are gonna put on for their city and get this win!

WAS @ SEA

Chuck: Seattle is a tuuurrrble team (shout out to Barkley).. Washington wins.

Risse: Jason Campbell….that’s My Fantasy. Skins win.

IND @ SD

Chuck: The entire AFC wildcard squad should be scared that Peyton is starting to get into his groove. San Diego usually has Indy’s number but I cant see them winning this game. Indy wins.

Risse: Without linebacker Shawne Merriman, the Chargers have no charge. I hate to say it but Big Head Peyton and the Colts win. Ugh, I feel sick.

Mon, Nov 24
GB @ NO

Chuck: This is the second toughest game to pick this season, New Orleans is tanking their entire season away, and Green Bay doesnt know who they are. However, New Orleans finally gets to play at home after a long road trip so that COULD re-energize them. I’ll be safe and go with Green Bay.

Risse: Safe? Chuck, when have you ever picked safe? You picked them because deep in your heart, you know that Aaron Rodgers is doing a really good job in Green Bay this season. Go ahead, just man up and say it already. Packers get it on the road.