Chuck & Risse’s NFL Scores Week 12

November 26th, 2008 . by Risse aka TownBiz

I have been running on C.P. time in everything lately. I realize that these scores are later than my unemployment check last week! In case you still care, here’s how last week’s picks really played out between the NFL Know-It-Alls:

HOU-16 @ CLE-6

Chuck: The Texans sneak up and win one every once in a while…. it won’t happen often. (loss)

Risse: *insert Denzel Washington’s “Training Day” voice* My Texans! (Win)

SF-22 @ DAL-35

Chuck: Terrell Owens showed all the haters that he cannot be covered by 1 man. Defensive backs are going to bracket him for the rest of the season. (win)

Risse: I don’t care that I lost this pick. I’m riding with SIngletary all the way, bay bay. (Loss)

BUF-54 @ KC-31

Chuck: Where in the hell did this offensive output com from? The Bills have been playing like crap for the last month, and now all of a sudden they get it together at my expense. (loss)

Risse: No comment. (win)

CHI-27 @ STL-3

Chuck: Its the same story that we’ve seen all season…. No Steven Jackson… No victories. Hopefully Chicago can get things together and take their division. (win)

Risse: Like I said, no love for the Rams. But the Bears’ Matt Forte, on the other hand, could get all the love he wanted…and then some! (Win)

TB-38 @ DET-20

Chuck:Tampa Bay scared me to death in the first quarter, I almost had a heart attack when I saw Detroit leading by 17 points. But things worked themselves out in the end (win)

Risse: No comment. (win)

NYJ-34 @ TEN-13

Chuck: I couldn’t pick New York to win this game in good faith because the Titans had been playing so well up until Sunday. When you control the ball for 40 minutes of a game.. thats an automatic win. (loss)

Risse: I hate to tell people this, but Nashville is really the crib for me, so I knew for a fact that Tennessee’s undefeated streak would have to come to an end sooner or later. It’s just the Titan way. (Win)

NE-48 @ MIA-28

Chuck: I knew New England would come out playing hard to make up for the embarrassment they faced in September. This game was closer than the score indicated, and Miami screwed themselves by not doubling Randy Moss. (loss)

Risse: no comment. (loss)

PHI-7 @ BAL-36

Chuck: I knew B-More was gonna come out and do the thug thizzle. They have a very proud defense and don’t often get overpowered 2 games in a row. (win)

Risse: Just damn, Donovan. I am truly at a loss for words. (Loss)

MIN-30 @ JAC-12

Chuck: Jacksonville made me look mighty silly for picking them in this game. I can’t even describe whats oging wrong with this squad. (loss)

Risse: A.P.: I knew better! I will never doubt your superpowers again. (Loss)

OAK-31 @ DEN-10

Chuck: Where. In. The HELL…. did this performance come from? Not only did the Raiders win, but Jamarcus Russell completed 40% of his passes! (loss)

Risse: LMAO. I actually enjoyed seeing the Raiders serve the Broncos in such a Town beatdown fashion, especially since the mortgage no longer comes from Denver. I bet Shanahan’s face is still maroon. (Loss)

NYG-37 @ ARI-29

Chuck: Arizona held onto hope for 3 quarters, but at the end of the day their defense just wasnt strong enough to contain. This is the reason I think AZ will fail in the playoffs. (loss)

Risse: Again, heads better get it straight because the Giants are the most under-appreciated Super Bowl Champs in the modern era. G-Men baby! Cee Fo, Yes We Can! (Win)

CAR-28 @ ATL-45

Chuck: I’m eating crow again… who could have predicted Michael Turner runs for 4 TDs? The Panthers are much better than this. Is Steve Smith quiet this year or what? (loss)

Risse: No comment. (win)

WAS-20 @ SEA-17

Chuck: Easiest game to pick the entire season…although I never would have predicted it would be this close. At least Shaun Alexander got to laugh at his former team one time before being fired. (win)

Risse: No comment. (win)

IND-23 @ SD-20