Jacksonville @ Chicago

Chuck: Neither team has played very well in the last few weeks, but I have to choose Chicago just for being the lesser of two Evils. Chicago Wins.

Risse: MY TEXANS killed the Jags last week!!! Having said that, I truly believe the Bears will whoop dat ass!

Minnesota @ Detroit

Chuck: Minnesota is playing without Kevin and Pat Williams due to those suspensions, and normally would cause me to think Minneosta is losing. HOWEVER…. they’re playing the Lions. Automatic win? Me thinks so.Vikes FTW.

Risse: I love me some Daunte, but the Lions are likely to go winless. Damn. The Vikings roll away with the win.

Cincinnati @ Indianapolis

Chuck: The Colts are trying to catch fire heading down the stretch into the playoffs. If they keep this up I can really see these guys making it to the AFC Championship… but lets pump the brakes for now. Indy wins.

Risse: Here I go again, picking Big-Head Peyton’s team to win. I hate myself sometimes. Colts will win but I refuse to care.

Philadelphia @ NY Giants

Chuck: The Eagles played really well last week, but they’re going up against a Juggernaut this week. I don’t buy into any of that distraction B.S. the media is bringing up with Plaxico. Giants win.

Risse: All eyes will be on the game for many reasons. Donovon McNabb needs some redemption because he has just been sucking it up lately! This will be the first game for the G-Men since Plaxico Burress accidentally fired off the shot that will forever tarnish his legacy. And then there’s that little thing called the NFC East playoff chase. Cee-Fo, don’t fail me now! Yes We Can, dammit.And being that I am in Brooklyn typing this, G-Men can and will prevail, suckas!

Cleveland @ Tennessee

Chuck: Tennessee wins… they’re looking too good lately.

Risse: The Cashville Titans are going to rip the Browns. I just hope Vinsanity Young can keep his composure. Pressure busts pipes, dog nutz. Titans all day!

Houston @ Green Bay

Chuck: Green Bay is a good team at home in December, plus they’re playing a crappy team. Steve Slaton is good, but he cant do it alone. Pack wins.

Risse: I don’t really think my team is going to win, but I refuse to let Chuck receive the satisfaction of me siding with him against MY TEXANS. That’s just never gonna happen. As a result, I will let my blind faith be my guide. Texans victory!

Atlanta @ New Orleans

Chuck: Drew Brees is going to through for 8 million yards this year and it won’t mean anything because New Orleans isn’t making the playoffs. At least Marino went to the Super Bowl the year he did it. ATL wins.

Risse: The Falcons are back, bee-yotches! Roddy…Roddy…Roddy! I love his name, and his cakes are nice too, ladies! No doubt, Matt Ryan should be Rookie of the Year. I said it! And the Falcons will take this from the New Orleans Aints.

Miami @ Buffalo

Chuck: Miami is rollin right now, if this team makes it into the playoffs I’m going to go crazy. Tony Sparano for coach of the year! Parcells for executive of the year. Miami wins.

Risse: Coach Perry “P-Funk” Fewell is my guy but the Bills defense will have its hands more than full with fine-ass Ronnie Brown and the Miami offense. The Town’s very own Marshawn Lynch will once again be in beast-mode, but the Miami Wildcats run away with this ‘W.’

NY Jets @ San Francisco

Chuck: Normally i’d pick the jets to blow out the Niners, but New York looked like CRAP last week. What was THAT??? I’m gonna go with Mike Singletary and the boy with an upset. S.F. Wins. GORE GORE GORE.

Risse: I am interested in seeing what sort of motivational tactic Coach Mike Singletary will employ to motivate the troops to take on Favre and the NY Bretts. I am sure it will some classic ish. Jets soar away with the game.

New England @ Seattle

Chuck: It’s a shame that Seattle has turned into such a pathetic team in Mike Holmgren’s last year. New England in a blowout.

Risse: Pats win because Seattle sucks. Next!

Kansas City @ Denver

Chuck: Kansas City didnt win last night, Oakland was just being Oakland. Therefore I’m going with the better team, which is Denver.

Risse: I hope Herm Edwards can rally the boys to stick it to Shanahan and the Broncos. That’s wishful thinking, I know…Broncos barely win.

St. Louis @ Arizona

Chuck: Arizona always wins the easy games, so they’ll blow out St. Louis on Sunday. Cards win.

Risse:I hope they keep the local police department on-call for this one because I have a feeling this will be a murder scene when it’s all said and done. Cardinals 1-8-7 the Rams.

Dallas @ Pittsburg

Chuck: Marion Barber isn’t playing, so that significantly decreases Dallas’ chances (which were already low) of winning. I’m going with the Steelers.

Risse: All I want to see in this game is black jerseys all over Tony Romo. Anything less would be uncivilized. Steelers rip the Cowgirls.

Washington @ Baltimore

Chuck: The final nail in the coffin of Washington’s playoff hopes. Baltimore wins.

Risse: Anyone who reads this each week knows how I love me some Jason Campbell. I guess you can consider us going through a separation of sorts because I generally defer to Ray Ray and the Ravens at all times. This one is no different. B-More wins, baby!