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The Arizona Cardinals Won’t Make The Playoffs Next Season

February 10th, 2009 . by Dell

Every since the Super Bowl ended, we’ve been bombarded with reports asking whether or not Kurt Warner, Anquan Boldin, and a few other free agents will return to the Cardinals next season. While it would be nice to see these men return and make another run at the Super Bowl, I know it’s pointless due to the curse of the Super Bowl loser.

I blogged about this one year ago, when the 18-1 New England Patriots lost in the big game against New York. Although Randy Moss stayed on his best behavior, Tom Brady blew his knee out in week 1 and order was restored to the universe. If one of the most indestructible teams in NFL history couldn’t do it, does Arizona really stand a chance? I don’t think so.

Let’s review the chart..

2000 New York Giants – Lost Super Bowl XXXV
2001 New York Giants – 7-9 record, no playoffs

2001 St. Louis Rams – Lost Super Bowl XXXVI
2002 St. Louis Rams – 7-9 record, no playoffs

2002 Oakland Raiders – Lost Super Bowl XXXVII
2003 Oakland Raiders – 4-12 record, no playoffs

2003 Carolina Panthers – Lost Super Bowl XXXVIII
2004 Carolina Panthers – 7-9 record, no playoffs

2004 Philadelphia Eagles – Lost Super Bowl XXXIX
2005 Philadelphia Eagles – 6-10 record, no playoffs

2005 Seattle Seahawks – Lost Super Bowl XL
2006 Seattle Seahawks – 9-7 record (made playoffs, 2nd round exit)

2006 Chicago Bears – Lost Super Bowl XLI
2007 Chicago Bears – 7-9 record, no playoffs

2007 New England Patriots – Lost Super Bowl XLII
2008 New England Patriots – 11-5 record, no playoffs

2008 Arizona Cardinals – Lost Super Bowl XLIII
2009 Arizona Cardinals – …..lets not kid ourselves

That means San Francisco will win the NFC west and return to the playoffs for the first time in a good six years. Go Mike Singletary!

So Dwayne Wade Likes To Have Wild Sex Parties….

February 9th, 2009 . by Dell

wadeandrichard2009 has started out kinda rough or Dwayne Wade, first his wife Siohvaughn (lol) accused him of giving her herpes and abandoning their two children, now a disgruntled former business partner is contacting the media with scandalous accusations. Richard Von Houtman and Wade teamed up for several ventures that included restaurants, car rims, sunglasses, and clothing, but everything tanked. Von Houtman is still a little salty about losing money, so now he’s giving us the dirty details about Wade’s desire to have sex with every woman on earth.

Von Houtman rented a $1.7 million, two-story apartment in Miami Beach to serve as the headquarters for their marketing company, Wade Global Enterprises, but come nightfall Dwayne used the place to make it rain on them hoes.

““It was a four-bedroom place on the first floor of a high-rise,” said Von Houtman, who through 2007 met with Wade and/or Andrews almost daily. “One day, I got a call from my cleaning crew at the apartment. I went down there and what I saw was disgusting. The apartment was trashed, filthy, and it wasn’t the first time.”

Von Houtman described used condoms on the floor of the bedrooms, obvious signs of sexual activities on all the beds, empty champagne and hard-liquor bottles, nearly-finished blunts and half-eaten food rotting on tables and furniture.

“They’d have these parties in there two or three times a week,” Von Houtman said. “There were Read the rest of this entry »

Video: President Obama’s Thoughts On A-Rod’s Steroid Admission

February 9th, 2009 . by Dell

The topic of Alex Rodriguez managed to make itself into President Obama’s press conference tonight. His comments on the situation were safe and politically correct (surprise surprise).. check it out..

Lil Wayne To Appear On “Around The Horn” Tomorrow

February 9th, 2009 . by Dell

I guess the brass in Bristol loved Lil Wayne’s appearance on First Take enough to invite him back to the network. Weezy will be appearing on ESPN’s “Around The Horn” tomorrow at 2:00pm pacific to debate with 3 sportswriters on various topics.

If you aren’t able to catch it while it airs, don’t trip because I’ll post the video immediately like always…. And if you missed Wayne’s past performance on ESPN you can watch it here!.

“Fresh off his four wins at the 2009 Grammy Awards Sunday night, rapper Lil’ Wayne will be a panelist on ESPN’s Around the Horn Tuesday at 5 p.m. He will match wits with regular reporters Woody Paige, Jay Mariotti and Michael Smith in the 30-minute sports debate program moderated and scored by Tony Reali. Lil’ Wayne, who contributes to ESPNthemag.com and has appeared on ESPN’s First Take and, led performer nominations with nine and won four — Best Rap Album (for Tha Carter III), Best Rap Solo Performance (“A Milli”), Best Rap Performance by Group or Duo (“Swagga Like Us”), and Best Rap Song (“Lollipop”). He will appear on ATH from Los Angeles.”

The Good Folks Behind Guitar Hero Would Like A Refund Please

February 9th, 2009 . by Dell

This commercial for Guitar Hero featuring Michael Phelps, Alex Rodriguez, Kobe Bryant and Tony Hawk is only 2-3 months old, and I wouldn’t be surprised if it never airs again. Phelps has been burned at the stake for smoking weed, and A-Rod just got busted for taking steroids, so something tells me Activision is just a LITTLE pissed right now considering all the money they most likely paid to get this commercial made.

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