Ray Allen and Anderson Varejao became entangled on a rebound attempt which ended with Allen on the floor. Ray responded by elbowing Varejao in the balls on the sly.

This weilded three funny results which were:

A. Varejao didn’t respond to being elbowed in the sack whatsoever, which either means he’s the strongest man on earth or has miniature testicles (pause…)
B. Instead of retaliating and smacking the shit out of Ray Allen (which is what 90% of the population would have done), he holds his arms in the air and follows Ray around like Frankenstein.
C. Varejao received a technical foul for his troubles.

I’d like to think the referree gave Varejao a tech just because he was too scared to punch Ray in the face….. nobody likes a sissy.