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Stank-0 thinks this was the right move. LSU and Les “Money” Miles gave Ryan Perrilloux chance after chance after chance. LSU has released the kid. Perrilloux was expected to inherit the reins of the team after Matt Flynn finished up his career. This had to be done. The kid was attracted to problems. At some point, you have to cut your losses.
The only problem is now a freshman and an untested junior are all that’s left in the QB cupboard. They also are in the most physical, quickest, and toughest conference in college football, the SEC. This doesn’t help their national title chances, but no one expected a 2 loss team to reach the championship game last year, either.
This contract also has incentives, depending on team performance on the field and in the classroom. Translation: win more ’ships and you get more cake! Or graduate all those criminal justice majors and you get more fetti! Stank-0 is fairly certain if Miles fails to win a title but has a high graduation rate, he won’t get a new deal. Just call it a hunch.
Can we start callin Les, Money Miles? Just wonderin. There are some professional athletes that don’t clock that much a season.
Word on the street is that Ryan is goin high in this draft. Comparisons are drawn to JaMarcus “I want 30 Mil up front” Russell. Ryan will go high because there are some train wrecks teams in need of a signal caller, but aren’t there always?
Stank-0 can’t give an honest opinion on Ryan because he hasn’t seen enough of this kid. No huge regular season games with national-title-implications to scrutinize. No overly promoted BCS bowl game to salivate over. Unless Stank-0 was a BC homer, there wasn’t much chance to see Ryan in action, however the 411 is that son has problems with accuracy and decision-making.
Russell has physical tools that Ryan can’t even bribe someone for. Ryan clearly has the off-the-field aspect on point. At the Combine in a suit!? Mr. Cool in his interviews?! NFL personnel directors could see that either way. He’s calm under pressure or he’s a f*#$ing robot.
Even with all these questions, Stank-0 feels sorry for any player drafted by the Fins, Rams, or Falcons. May God have mercy on your bodies and psyches. Amen
Stank-0 tends to hate the NFL Combine for this kinda nonsense. Glenn Dorsey, of LSU, will most likely drop more than a few places due to this. This is exactly how Purple Jesus fell to Minnesota, because of some injury fears.
Let’s be quite honest. Dorsey is the best defensive tackle, and possibly the best defensive player in the draft. Now Dorsey played through this for an entire SEC season with no apparent problem! Now its a problem?!
Go ahead and pass on him, and trust Stank-0, every single team that skips him will regret it.
Mr. Pass Pass Pass got dealt with by SEC game speed. Handily, which we all knew would happen save for Hawaii and their fans.
The real shocker is what Brennan said about Hawaii. Son, they gave you a chance after you got dismissed from Colorado and made you a draft pick. Some advice? If the facilities aren’t up to snuff, once you get drafted in the later rounds donate some money to the athletic program.